Farewell WEschool 2012

It all started with a novel idea, ”Lets do MBA” and now the END is nearing. Time flies is an understatement. 

Every day in this college has been an experience of its own.

It has etched a space in our memory which cannot be erased even by a Short-term memory loss patient...:P

Now a days there is no specific reason to visit WE...hardly the students are in touch

Some hav actually forgotten its location…Trilok and Durga r still fresh in their memory :P

Some hav started working so they communicate only thru mails with their Senior Managers  in CC :P

Some consider themselves as super seniors nd hav started guiding MBA aspirants  

Some r thinkin of givin Guest lectures  on “How to win IMPACT  back”… :P

And the rest r busy following IPL..:)

Its hard to find a trace of mankind during this tym in colg….Farewell was a good ploy to bring ppl 2gether..most of the students came early just to take the feel of colg afta a long tym

SCENE 1: LIFT

I entered the college nd the watchman gave me a usual stare. …I told him that I hav paid my last installment  long back and went straight 2 catch the lift

Around 15 were standin for 4 lifts but it is difficult 2 find even 1 wen its actually required….lifts r like Exam invigilators…they r never around wen u want them ..:P

This is the time wen pleasantries r exchanged forcibly..sometimes questions will be like “ Kya chal raha hain”…

.....nd replies culd be as lame as ..”Kuch nahi…bas single hoon”..:P

Then came that 1 lift nd ppl were treatin it like THANE FAST but were boardin it in a more polished manner…

The lift door was abt to close, Minal gupte entered….( ..Last thing one can expect just before d farewell..:)…)

…the lift gave a usual signal that it is overcrowded…all students were lookin at each other,

Some wanted Minal gupte to leave the lift at “any COST”..:P

some juniors desperately wanted to clear Mgmnt accountin paper..:P

All wanted the liftman to leave….anyways its just a lift ....not a Chandrayaan dat requires an operator :P

One student showed some courtesy nd sacrificed his place …he had a big heart becoz he was literally Very Big..:P…..2 ppl got in the lift in his place .

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Mam gave a smile to all students nd asked “ Kya chal raha hain”…the same old question ..

I  replied   “Mam its farewell 2day”…

she said  ” Areee…Do saal mein tu kabhi time pe nahi aya hain….Farewell ke liye itna jaldi Jhadoo marne aya hain kya ???”…

One shuld neva get embarrassed in a crowded lift….Thr was actually no place 2 hide my face  :P

Then I asked ”Mam how is the junior batch ?   (…as if I care.. that 2 on the last day of my colg..:D..)”

She replied “bas thik hain”…

I told her “I am sure u hate them becoz u generally hate all students including ur 2 kids”

Before she culd say “Helllooooooooooooooooo”  ,  3 rd floor came…she got down…Thankgod J

SCENE 2: ROOFTOP

The turn out was less for the Farewell….An attendance sheet culd hav helped the cause , But proxies wuld hav spoiled it in any case…:P

Most of them were in their party attires….Some were meeting each other like long lost frnds

Some were air kissing as if it was a Bombay Times PG3 party…:P

Some bunked it as if it was a Production management lec.... J

Some were simply thr 2 check out girls…SHRINAGAR was one such candidate…

Shrinagar is one of the most Prolific Carrom players  WEschool  can ever produce as it  has stopped producing  prolific MBA grads longtime back..:P

Shrinagar has dis uncanny knack of checkin out even in a crowded local train….

While gazing at the Junior batch he said …”Yeh Rani to meri hogi…Cover to main dalke rahunga..:D..”…He is so devoted to Carrom, sometimes he uses  the same lingo in other context..:D

 At any point in a day his trouser is clouded with Boric Acid powder and  Basement is his favorite hangout…..hence he is so GrounDed  :P

Junior batch tried their best to entertain the crowd but ppl were in their own comfort zone…

Then came an announcement …. ”Its time for some Recognition”…that moment garnered maximum TRPs   :P

Recognition is the basic motive of any WEschool grad…..Exams,marks,Presentation,Research paper etc comes afta that…..Final trim Project submission is not even in d list J…nd Placements..ahem ahem  ;)

PERSPECTIVE  came on stage nd was ready to felicitate ppl  who hav made valuable contributions…..Almost everyone in the rooftop were  felicitated except the Pani-puri  wala  & Jaisukh bhai…:P

Jaisukh bhai was clicking all the way nd making sure every frame had PERSPECTIVE in it…:D

Felicitation came 2 an end nd then some item songs were played…ppl tried flexing their muscles

Some were dancing with d same group which dey had formed for First trim Business analysis project ..:D

Some were showing their true potential as if it was a Dance India Dance audition.. J

APPLE was carefully showin his dance moves as he recently recovered from measles attack…GOD has been really unfair 2 him…

He was already weighing less…afta measles his IPhone is weighing more than him…. J

BRUUUCH accompanied him just 2 lift his IPhone…. :D

Bruuuch was felicitated for his special contribution to the Colg GYM……But still he is a close second to Chetan BHAGAT  who doesn’t leave an opportunity 2 flaunt his muscles…  J

Chetan BHAGAT was wearing a Round-neck t-shirt that day which simply refused to show his chest hair…

He compensated by showin his Dhai kilo ka haath……Generally he wears a tight body fit shirt in which buttons  are ready 2 break free when he takes  a  breath… J

Few were standing in a corner wid their partner nd were tellin sweet nothings 2 each other..:P

Sometimes its good to be a couple in such public gatherings….. J

The 2 main objectives of doin any academic course are:::  (…the Order can be changed accordin to availability, liking and market conditions.. :P..)

    1)  Chokri

    2)  Naukri

The latest  brangelina  in d town are JOSH and MANNU… J

Josh is full of josh. She has one of the most expressive eyes in whole college that can keep Mannu quite most of the tym…. :P

Don’t even dare to look at her while giving presentations becoz  her facial antics would be at its best…..to continue afta that u have to be blind…:P

Mannu is the second most sincere student wid a super kool  IQ level….First is Josh  J

At this stage It becomes imperative to mention abt First brangelina of Ebiz…... COTTON & DRUMZA

Drumza is the most Prolific Drummer which WEschool  can  NeveR  produce  .. :P

WE  were blessed by  his presence ….It seems only like yesterday he had performed at the rooftop for our freshers….memories J

COTTON was busy  getting mushy cuchi-koo wid her Girl Gang…..she made sure maximum no of pics were taken in her corner  …

.....They kept posing for countless flashes.. :P

nd during dis tym Drumza was busy promoting COSHISH to all  including  Liftman nd canteen boys..... :)

.....Next Friday COSHISH was playin at RANI Lounge, Badlapur …he had this tattooed on forearms..:D

Ebiz was successful in producing  only 2 brangelina….. as most of the LADIES in Ebiz are either  Engaged, married, committed, Planning to get married, Planning to get engaged etc etc… J

So some  RICKY BEHLS  hav tried their best to look out for new avenues  nd hav shown keen interest in RETAIL…  :P…

.......nd hav finally proved that Slow and Steady Wins the Race.. :D

Soon it was 10 pm…so Gana band nd Khana  shuru.. :P

SCENE 3:  DINNER

Social Dinners are the place whr some ppl actually recall their diet routine, if they hav one..…the rest simply Hog.. :P

Few r really dedicated nd hav lost enuf to come back in shape…PETIWALE is one such classic example

She has turned unrecognizable  and was busy sharing her Diet routine wid ppl…

ANGRAKSHAK  was happily njoyin the Dinner nd made sure no Veg counter was  left unexplored.

He tried his best not 2 get clicked with Petiwale as VLCC  culd use that snap for their Before-After Advertisement  :D

It seemed as if all the lost Kilos of Petiwale were transferred to him… :P

He has 2 hit the gym soon or else he will be the Sightscreen for the next IMPACT tournament.... J

The farewell was not over yet .....but already it had found its way to FACEBOOK…Thanx to our very own AMYTH……….  :D

His status   “ WE Farewell..…Awesome J “   had  0 Like  0 Comment  0 Share…. :D

Slowly ppl started 2  wave goodbyes nd d Farewell really fared well… J

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Thanks a lot for ur patience,
This especially goes to all the characters whom I have mentioned in my above Blog... :)
I consider all E-BIZ classmates as my friends nd I hope the feeling is Mutual...:)...Plzz don mind…My sincere apologies if any irreparable damage has been done.

It has been a tremendous 2 years for everyone of us and  thr are many moments that can be shared  as  a batch….Thru my Blogs, I hav tried my level best 2 put 2gether some of those …..

....5 years down the line if any of u guys feel like reminiscing fondly of  WEschool days then plzz  visit 

http://rama-cricbollylover.blogspot.in/   whr  I hav a collection of all my blogs…

I wish all u guys a long successful career ahead nd  lets make EBIZ batch 10-12 as one of the sought after batch in the corporate world..:P

EBIZ Rocks… J

Regards,

Rama

FACEBOOK ACC 2 me

Facebook...accordin 2 me :)

by Abhishek Ramaswamy on Sunday, September 11, 2011 at 5:19pm

Facebook provides us with the opportunity to be witty as often as we like simply by updating our status message with something funny. But how long have you stared at it wondering what to write?

These are the times u shuld simply Google 4 really nice status and then perform Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V…

U wuld be flooded with 30 likes, 25 comments nd overnight u wuld become the chosen one…THE NEXT MORNING PEOPLE WILL WAVE AT U KEEPIN THAT STATUS IN MIND. Some culd also feel like talkin 2 u becoz they assume u r as interesting as ur last status update…(..but only u kno the truth..:P…)

None of us can be funny all the time, so it’s nice to share from others when we’re a little less inspired.

The 2nd possibility is to simply surf and logout from FB…..human beings find it difficult 2 do J

The 3rd possibility is to like some profile pic of ur friends and make comments like… 

Out of 20 ppl who liked this DP, 17 are guys :P.... stunning pic

(…thanku detective karamchand…:P…)

Super super super super super super super super super cute..........!!!:-*

(..thanku for so many supers…guess u r unemployed sittin at home…)

So confusing yaar,,.. Tu kidhar hain ye pic mein???..

(…this is a pic of underprivileged kids. …how can u search me in dis pic…!!...)

If you’ve ever spent the odd hour or two desperately struggling for ideas, here are a few updates that you can never use. Indian judiciary is soon planning 2 use such updates as punishment for offenders. Medical association of India is planning 2 use them 2 revive patients from Coma…J

 Hope there’s something here that at least raises a smile!

For the first time m not complaining of a Sunday lecture ......... ;-)

(…nd this is the last tym u r postin such updates..:P..)

is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

(….sometimes its better to ignore such status updates…J …)

it really hurts ya.. :(

(…Sirf ek saridon aur sar dard se aaram…)

What d F**** ..... CR again nt working…Stuck at Matunga

(…Remain stuck there…who asked u to update ?..... J….)

Wen we truly realize dat we r all alone is wen we need others d most nd dey r not there 4 us....!!

(…afta this status even FB is not thr wid u…:P..)

Mistakes are not meant to be forgotten ....... Mistakes give you lesson ........ So I thank all my mistakes of my past for teaching me some good lessons

(…I guess accepting ur friend request was a mistake… :P…)…

I refuse to believe that i don't have what it takes, what's the worst that can happen, you'll fail...

(…I refuse 2 believe , u made such an update…)

Returning home from college at 12:30 am..wading thru knee high watr...while it rained beyond cats and dogs!!! What a night!!!

(..chup kar Barkha dutt….:P…)

tonight is gonna be a good night ! ..:)

(…oho..don forget 2 lock ur door..:P..)

1st day in office.... J 

(…Kam kar…otherwise it wuld be ur last day in office…:P…)

Is tired mentallyDunno y

(…I donno y u wrote this update !!…)

It feels good 2 work with my frends again aftr a long time..!

(…dude!!...the feelin shuld be mutual… :P..)

Bored…-O

(…even FB feels the same about u…:P…)

On my way 2 Belgaum... A beautiful 600kms drive...

(…keep both ur hands on steering …drive safely…)

On my way 2 my birth place

(…criously u need a rebirth…)

There is one Anna and other Dravid ........ Standing their ground for the past few weeks

(…nd ther is U who just comes up wid such Legendary updates… )

Do dil mil rahe hain ....... Magar chupke chupke ........ Sabko ho rahi hain ...... Khabar ..... Chupke chupke

(…Bakwaas kar raha hain …idhar…chupke chupke… J…)

Tu hi re Tu hi re….tere bina main kaise  jiyoon………

(So Ja re…chup ho ja re…yuhi tadpana humko tuuuuuuu….:P…)

RIP my lil white blue yellow feathered friend….

(…Whr was ur summers?...asian paints !!!...:P…)

it hurts...it reallyyy hurts!!!

(…use AMARON Batteries…It Lasts long…really long… J…)

Why do Indians keep killling their children before committing suicide!?

(…Guess those children wanted 2 read ur updates…:P..)

gambhir, just bcos u arent 100% doesnt gv u d liberty to play such a shot + throw away ur wkt. wtf !!!!

(…who gave u d liberty 2 update sumthin every 2 min..!! )

dhoni..biggest f****r..m******d b********dmaha c******a.. bha***a!!!

(…Big-boss chahte hain ki aap galiyon ka upyog na karein.. :P..)

Love 2 hate the one who loves the one I hate 2 love

(….Big-Boss apko nahi chahte hain…)

Gettin royally fucked in office..! Thanx 2 a colleague of mine!!

(…ask him 2 use protection as u r infected by FB virus....:P…)

Epic Cantona ...errr... Eric Cantona !!!!

(…y d fuck FB doesn’t hav a dislike button..)

L&T calling.....

(…to phone utha na.......u can update ur status ltr.......lol…)

after bleeding blue. we bleed white. in 6 months time u get to see the best and the worst in a cric team

(…u r bleeding yellow now…:P…paani dal ..)

Services mgmt :( SAD!!!!

(…dude…does FB pays u for such updates…:P..)

No one's Perfect..Even Pencils come with Erasers..

(..feel like rubbin ur status wid that eraser :P…)

Logged into Orkut for a change. Read all the testimonials written by me and also those written for me. :) :)

(…y u came back 2 FB ?…)

Stop Thinking Too Much, It's Alright Not To Know All The Answers.. !

(..I hav 2…exams r round the corner..:)…)

On my way to coll first thn 2 d airport...heavy rains in Mum...dunno wat awaits in Bhubaneshwar...here I come!!

(…No..dont come !!..)

Bhaichung Bhutia has retiered, I guess

(…Use lifeline..:)..)

 These were some of the classic updates made over a period of tym by some of my legendary frnds…I  thank them from bottom of my heart as it paved the way for another blog of mine…Facebook is just a medium 2 express urself …so don think much and keep making updates that tickles somebody’s funny bone

rgds,

rama