Exams are over…but d fun element will stay 4 ever…
The energy that WE students carried for this exam was awesome…in takin photocopy of d notes, makin innumerable phone-calls to understand the portion of d exam, sending mails to verify d same, some even verified the next exam .. …, coming early 2 d college nd study half of d portion on d day of exam, some came early 2 avoid the rush in Local trains..(…these people think about local trains…even on an exam day… ), some just come early to enjoy the A.C of reading room..
Exam is the time during which FOES become FRIENDS and FRIENDS become COUPLES in the name of Group study… ….lollzz…nd the rest is history…
Maximum time was spent on G-mail to get the latest possible soft-copy of d notes…nd 2 xchange some important nd crap mails…….
And u can expect all possible question regarding exam…
• Kal ke liye kya padna hain..?
....(…good morning… )
• Only 1 hr for 60 MCQs? I have heard that the paper is tough...is it?..
(…sorry dude…questions are not out yet…how can we comment.. …)
• Is d exam in techmall or in laptop ?
...(…No, its in snowpoint.. …)
• kal kya pahenna hai? Casuals or formals…?
…(…d second part of ur question clears many doubts… )
• Senior told…it’s a 4 hr paper…is it?
...(…ask dat senior to write the exam den.. …its a paper not LAGAAN. … )
• wats the scene on vedanta material ?
....(…vendanta itself is a scene… …)
• any1 has a spare lappy that i can use tomm ??
...(.. dude..we have only stolen lappys…no spare lappys… ..)
And u can expect some replies…
• I believe the last one is Integrated Marketing Communication. Please correct me if I'm wrong !
..(…dude....who has time to correct u…we have lot 2 study.. )
• Last year’s paper is weird
….(…u and ur reply both are weird.. ….)
• Expect anything in paper guys
…..(…thanku so much…u have just now leaked d paper… )
• Thoda sambhalke copy karna ! pakde gaye toh bohot jyada wat hai
…(…our parents have been telling this for many years…hum nahi sudharenge… )
• My predictions for tommo exam are:
…(…dude…read it carefully….u have just given us questions 4rom last year’s paper.. )
And some replies will fetch awards for “ Best spam Emails “…
• Thanku so much…that will be helpful…
..(…use REPLY instead of REPLY TO ALL 4 such replies… ….)
• Hey…thanks….tc
..(…No thanks…stop using Gmail…nd start studying 4 exam.... ..)
• E-biz rocks…
..(…we know dat…but ur reply sucks… ..)
Although exam lasted for a short while as compared to our entire Trim-1, it showed us the importance of the lectures dat we attended and dat we bunked… …nd we terribly missed all the TP which we used to have in d lectures……. …to refresh those fond memories, I will take u back to one such TP lec….
The DEMAND for my blog has been increasing …so I thought of increasing the SUPPLY…..
With d above statement …I am sure u must have guessed the lecture….
Its 1.28 PM….
…..students just had their lunch….
….some r yawning to keep themselves alive for more 3 dreadful hours of demand & supply….
...some r still contemplating…to sit 4 dis lec or not….
…some have planned for a movie nd wuld be leaving soon….
…nd the rest…who like to get drilled for several hours….who have low attendance….remain seated
on the screw-fitted chairs that restricts our movements … ..(damn tough 2 sit continuosly for an hour…)
SERIAL-SPITTER enters d class dot on time…1.30 pm….he brings 2 pages of SUNDARAM Long-size notebooks along with him which contains the matter that wuld be SHOWERED on d class, particularly on d first bench students…. …lolz
SERIAL-SPITTER starts….
“ Today we will cover DEMAND AND SUPPLY…
Law of demand is “ When the price of goods increases then the quantity demanded decreases………………. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “
He has spoken non-stop for 25 min and area around him is almost wet..(which justifies his name…SERIAL-SPITTER.. …)…first bench students are running for cover…an umbrella is dearly missed at this very moment… …criously…sometimes its good to be a last-bencher…
ASHA PAREKH 4rom 2nd bench jumps in…
“Sir I have a doubt….can you explain me d whole concept again…”…
Dats ridiculous dude…first of all its not ‘ A DOUBT ’….
Moreover if SPITTER repeats the same concept 4 another ½ hour….people will go in COMA ….
Asha parekh is one such sincere guy who can ask doubts even in a Vedanta lec….
he can laugh for hours for some of the worst PJs cracked by the last benchers and still pays attention 2 d spitter, cost, market etc…nd asks them to repeat d whole concept again saying its just a doubt…
Asha and his group are generally available in college by 9 am for a 10 am start to avoid road traffic and to get some valuable parking space that justifies their decision to bring car to college….
SERIAL-SPITTER continues….
“ I will ask only Demand curve shifts and problems in d exam……………………………”
Just 40 min in to the lec , the GAY .. ..sorry the GUY has started discussing the questions dat are sure-shot in exams…some people are taking it down although , just five min back they came to know dat MANAG ECO is there in TRIM 1 …
SPITTER has been a part of LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS after which the school’s credibility came under scanner…
..then wen he started teaching in WE, his own credibility came under scanner…a weird style of teaching during which he keeps adjusting his trouser for no reason…. …his trouser find it very difficult to stay at his hips for long hours …although he wears a belt to counter his trouser’s motion, things really don’t work dat way…
Last-benchers have just finished one small nap and are getting ready for a big one which will end wen the spitter says BREAK….
Depsec knocks the door enters d class in the middle to handover one of the most IMPORTANT DOCUMENT for any WE student…” THE ATTENDANCE SHEET “…..
It brought a smile in d faces of many soon to be de-barred students…..their purpose to attend dis lec was complete…. they continued doing the normal stuffs like sketching on d last page of their notebook, playing games in d cellfone, etc wid more confidence…
DEP-SEC came nd went as if SPITTER is a watchman of JW MARRIOT… …
SERIAL-SPITTER continues….
Law of supply is “ When the price of goods increases then the quantity supplied increases………………. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “
Spitter has not completed his phrase…SHRINAGAR pops in and disturbs the flow with which spitter reads from the 2-sheets…. “ SIR…..SIR …..SIR….”
Spitter loses his cool and responds ferociously ….
“ CAN’T U SEE I HAVE NOT COMPLETED YET…IS THIS THE WAY YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO YOUR PROFS ?…I AM WARNING YOU THIS THE LAST TIME YOU ARE DOING THIS “….
The whole class is in utter shock…
…….Last-benchers who were going in for a big-one came back to their senses ……
……some who were cracking PJs , started behaving like EINSTEINS………..
…..Stenos as-usual were taking down whatever SPITTER told just now…..
Immediately spitter changed his tone ….”TELL ME..WAT IS UR DOUBT “….
Half of the people were surprised by his APARICHIT-LIKE behavior…..but SHRINAGAR was still able to recall his question…nd things came back to normal…i.e
… Last-benchers again went back to continue their big-one….
…some started cracking PJs again….
..Stenos as-usual were taking down whatever SPITTER told just now…..
A BREAK was announced afta an eventful first-half……….
BREAK is the time wen some of them find it wise to enter such lec…
AJAY DEVGN is one such guy….everyday morning he gives a thought to be available in college on time…but very few times that thought gets converted to an actionable plan….
He is a technology freak and can write codes, test it, debug it nd deploy d same even 2 save his life…
…he has a big mobile handset..(…dat doesn’t fit in to his palm… )… activated with LINUX OS…wow
…Used to have a FULLY-LOADED HP LAPTOP which the thief took for granted… …
He generally reminds us of school-kids in the old advertisement …”SCHOOL TIME…ACTION KA SCHOOL TIME..”……..
Soon he is going to release a book titled “ 2 EASY STEPS TO LOSE A LAPPY ”
STEP 1: have a laptop to lose it….
STEP 2: attend a roundtable.. ..
Jokes apart…curiously A very nice and down-to-earth personality..Pretty hard to find in today’s world… SALUTE
BREAK ENDS:…long beak..
SPITTER continues with his usual irritating tone that can put-off an insomniac to sleep…
“ When we have a relatively inelastic curve………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ”
Just arrived AJAY DEVGN is already 2 min in to his afternoon nap.. ..
BRUCH ALMIGHTY jumps in….
“SIR…I have a doubt…the YALL shift of an inelastic YALL curve cannot be YALL compared with the shift of an elastic YALL curve when the demand and supply are moving in opposite direction…”
SPITTER gives a reply which is more complex than the above ques ….
AJAY DEVGN in now snoring……..
BRUCH ALMIGHTY is one such knowledgeable guy who can put SPITTER in to a deep slumber…
He is damn hard-working and helpful… ..
……..AJAY DEVGN is now leaning on neighbor’s shoulder nd sleepin..
Neighbor is a COMPLETE FRESHER who is sleeping as if he has taken COCAINE………..
One ques from a last –bencher….”SIR….what effect will inflation have on the elasticity”
SPITTER: u asked the same ques in last lec….
OMG !!!!!!!!!!…….last –bencher’s effort to come under the good books of Spitter fell apart terribly…….
SPITTER CONTINUES…
“..Thats my syllabus…my part in exam will be of 15 marks and …zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “
Slowly the lec comes to an end …
….some feel as if they have got a new lease of life…
…some feel they are out of a DRUG REHABILITATION center…
Its actually not the end, But a new beginning to lead a normal college lyfe……..
NOTABLE ABSENTEES::
Drummer: …Committed 2 his work-shops and shows …
Alum Sec: busy teaching FINAN ACC to all followers deprived of commerce background….still they are confident of giving a supplementary…
Prof Sir: …maam BASIKALI maam maam maam maam BASIKALI maam ……….. ….lolzzzzzzzzzzz
CHATUR: ..trying 2 strike a deal with HR of NANDU publications for a summer internship…..
Thanks a lot for ur patience, …Below part is copied from my last blog except the word “ VINEGAR “….
This especially goes to all the charecters whom I have mentioned in my above Blog...
I consider all E-BIZ classmates as my friends nd I hope the feeling is Mutual...:)...Plzz don mind ….
Its a figment of my imagination ...so take it with a pinch of VINEGAR ….
nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ....
Always remember
E-BIZZ rockzzzz....:)
RAMA....welcum to TRIM–2…….
