Enuf of self-realisation……Rama is back… J J




All the contestants are in the BIG-BOSS house and the hilarious game is about to begin…. J



DAY 1 : SUBAH 8 BAJE



BIG-BOSS has played a song 2 wake up everyone….



Mauja hi Mauja mauja hi mauja Sham Savere Hud Mauja hi Mauja Pyar mein tere Hud Mauja hi Mauja rock d party hud Mauja hi Maujaaaaaa…



Immediately MITHUNDA of our class gets up nd starts dancing…. J



some people r still sleeping,



some r acting as if they r sleeping,



some r watchin him dance nd encouraging him,



some r showing faces as if y d hell BIG-BOSS played this song,



some r thinking he wuld have anyways started dancing even in a pankaj udhas ghazal….. J



HINDI KAVITA even when half-asleep is correcting the lyrics of dis song…” INSTEAD of MAUJA , lyric writer culd have used MORO”….. J J……



By next 20 min all the members are up nd fighting 4 a place in washroom…



GSEC has asked the people 2 follow certain instructions …..eg:



1) Always carry ur towel …. J



2) BOXERS are compulsory for guys no matter whatever u r doin in washroom… J



3) Don’t take more than 15 min…. J



Etc etc…



Contestants are ready for a wholesome Breakfast….during this time COW3 is whispering in the ears of PROF SAAB “how can we survive one whole day here in BIG-BOSS wen we cant survive a 3 hour lecture of MARKET “…..




The above statement was clearly audible to MARKET who was there in the other corner of dinning table….



She immediately replies “…how can u say that ?....am I so bad…. ??? “

PROF SAAB responds… “ Maam Maam Maam Maam BASIKALI Maam Maam Maam…..”
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain, Is ghar mein koi CODE-WORD (maam, basikali) ka istemal nahi karega….Jo bhi bolen spashte tarike se bolen “…. J J

COW3 then takes the onus nd explains MARKET what she really meant ... situation is under control…. J
After Breakfast everyone is busy with not so important work…..like



... some are taking a walk and getting 2 know each-other… ( it takes no tym for FRIENDS 2 become cOUPLES…) J



….some r still not out of 12% debenture which ruined their FA paper… J



…some r trying hard to be a part of grp…. (…..not more than 6 in one grp…. J…)



…RESEARCH TARSE is sitting quietly at one corner of the BIG-BOSS house nd is staring at the swimming pool J





DAY 1 : SUBAH 11 BAJE

Suddenly DEPSEC calls everyone to the hall of BIG-BOSS house and requests them to come up with an



Awesome INTRODUCTION about themselves….(…DEPSEC is not yet out of her WAKA WAKA mode… J J)



As BUSSI-ANALYSIS is the senior most…… he starts ….J



“ Hi everybody…I teach Business analysis rite from d day I took birth on planet earth…. J..ghsgk ghskl hsgjkl hsgsjkls……..mgdjdmdhgdj…dsgdsgsfgsfgfdgdfgdfgdgdfgdgdfgfgfgfgfgfgffgfsaddaderrtetty…afta 30 min…. J”…



….others r yawning, .. J



….some r goin to loo,.. J…



…some r making pop-corns as people will surely need a break afta his introduction………



….some r trying to escape 4rom big-boss house… J







BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aapne abhi jo bhi kaha hain , ek paper mein likhkar de…hum ghar jake padh lenge…”….. J…LMFAO



Next in line is MARKET….



“ Hi everybody…I have been teaching MARKETING for last 6 years…( nd those students never took marketing as their specialization… J )………… 2 min later….I always prefer quality hence I use TIDE LIQUID , HALDIRAM MIXTURES, VIM SOAPS……. J……2 min later …



.my brother, husband, muh bola bhai all went to lonavla in TATA SUMO nd they could not find any parking space…. ..”…… J J…(…who cares !!!!!!!)



BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap sirf apna INTRODUCTION de aur koi BAKWAAS na karein “……… J



others r laughing out loud infront of market….… J



Next in line is AJAY DEVGN….



“ Hi …MY NAME IS AJAY DEVGN ….I have done BSE – IT and was part of patni for 2 years “……



(…people have memorized his introduction along with his tone… J J…)



After lukin at the way he presented himself, BIG-BOSS gifts him a HP DM4 1024TX LAPTOP… J J J J…



(…the same model which he used to have long long ago…. J J …)



Next in line is YEARVILLAGEDO…. J



“ Hi ….I am a student of E-BIZ….nd I update my status every now and then in FB….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”



BIG-BOSS Interrupts….. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap plzz MIKE KA istemaal karein… Humein kuch sunayi nahi de raha hain“……… J



….Intro session comes 2 an end….some r getting back to normal stuffs…i.e taking long walks.. J



…RESEARCH TARSE is still at the same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….







DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 12 BAJE







Its just day one day and people have many doubts……….below r some of d murmurs







“ r they seeing each other ?….r dey goin around ?”



(….gr8… both ur questions means d same…ask sumthing different….J )







“wen we will get lunch ?“



(…plzz try to think sumthing other than food…we just now had break fast.. J )







“How to switch-off the AC ?..”

..(…we r not qualified electricians…. J )
Wen is d next management acc lecture….?


(…dude, u r in big-boss…..)







Can I get a GOLDFLAKE lights…?

…there is no SNOW-POINT here….
Meanwhile ajay devgn is singing songs nd celebrating as he received a lappy from BIG-BOSS….

(….sagar kinare….dil yeh pukare….LAPTOP nahi to mera….koi nahi hain….ooooooo)……… J



DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 2 BAJE

RAMA along with COST prefer rice….and rest r chappati lovers……….


COST is feeling damn hungry and food is not ready yet……..she strikes asusual….

“TUM logon ko khana pakane nahi aata hain kya?….kabhi ghar pe kuch kaam kiya hoga to maloom padega….I have two kids ….one daughter and one son….(congrats.. J)….I have seen them growing in front of me ….Mujhe maloom hain tum logon ka natak….Bamboo milega sabko….jaldi khana lao….”

Petrified by her reply , COW3 quickly cooks something close to dal-rice nd serves her….afta that COST has gone in to silent mode….this is the 2ND instance COST is quite for such a long time…( …J J no one remembers the first instance…J J ….)
….As COW3 became a SENIOR recently, she knows how 2 tackle the faculty… J J…Kudos
Rest all are enjoying roti-bhajji and r having a good time in the dinning hall…..

…COW3 just confirms wid everyone…” Does anybody wants ROTIS ??? “

…PROF SAAB replies…” BASIKALI ek roti…”…. J J… nd he gets it…. (..Just cant beleive it....even bfore sneezing he will say BASIKALI one... J J )

Couples are having a good tym….. Boy and girl r feeding each other and r getting 2 know each other’s taste… J J

Luking at them, SINGLES are feeling bad and r making faces like a FISH DEPRIVED OF SEX…. J J….
…Think twice before dumping ur EX… J… A bird in the hand is worth 2 in bush… J J…)

..SPIKEY DAVE is comparing the weight of each roti wid his own body weight ….and consoles himself…JJ…
PUNE SOACIALITE is not happy with BIG-BOSS as drinks are not allowed in BIG-BOSS house….
(hEre drinks means RASNA… J J J….)

(…he is one guy who can be either seen in MOCHAS, SPORTS BAR, DURGA, HQs, U-TURN, MTC…etc

….if not here, then in the last bench…… J….)

Due to JAI SANTOSHI MAAAA KA VRAT, DEPSEC is not having anything........... :) :)


HINDI KAVITA is planning to do a research on Pillsbury chakki fresh atta using SPSS method… J J…


…all are done with their lunch and some are getting back to normal stuffs…like taking long walks.. J…
At this rate they can easily cover a distance from JUHU 2 MAHIM by walk…. J J…LMFAO…

DAY 1 : SHAAM 5 BAJE

BIG-BOSS calls MARKET to confession room…MARKET enters the confession room and says…

”Hi BIG-BOSS…WOW ….nice SOFA-SET….. I prefer KHAITAN SOFA-SET which I have it in my khandala farm house….” ……(…again….who cares !!!!!!!! J J…)

BIG-BOSS gives her a task & chucks her out of the room………. J

MARKET calls everyone to the hall…The task requires 4 groups and each shuld have equal members…..
…people have already started making their team in mind… ( …and we are genius in this… J J….)
All are there in the hall except one….contestants are confused….from where we can find that one member…

PROF SAAB says….” BASIKALI , I will make a crystal report which can BASIKALI download one member from the slum area near the BIG-BOSS house which will avoid monotonocity….” J J J…..(….asusual REJECTED… J J…)


CHATUR gives a suggestion “…We can demand one more member from the HR department of BIG-BOSS and if we don’t get it, then we will file a litigation to High-court that will challenge the Paternity law of HR clause 1 section 4….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “……J J …..after his speech more 3 members are missing & DEPSEC has been assigned the task 2 find them…. J J
PUNE SOACIALITE came up wid a kool idea….”Can we consider the couple as a single member…. Then each grp will have equal numbers“…J J….


The BOY & Girl strongly opposed 2 this and said they are just very good friends & again went for a long-walk to spend time constructively….. J J J….(…Guess they shuld be gifted a pair of chappals on their B’days…. J J)

HINDI KAVITA then just went out of the hall for a deep thinking session….and suddenly saw RESEARCH TARSE….. lmfao……. J…finally we got the missing member….

…RESEARCH TARSE is still at same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….



Everyone feels what is wrong wid this guy….

Some feel his next research project is to generate electricity from swimming pool water…. J J

Some are afraid 2 go near him ….

Finally HINDI KAVITA has the courage….he goes near RESEARCH TARSE….
And says “ HI “…..but no response…J

then HINDI KAVITA makes another try …” MORO lec at 8 AM ..Door will close sharp at 7.55 AM “…. J J

again no response…

…Then HINDI KAVITA nudges him and to his utter dismay, he comes 2 know that RESEARCH TARSE was in a deep slumber…. J J



..Suddenly RESEARCH gets up & yawns ferociously…” aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ”

(…he woke up afta 24 hours…. J J….)
….nd looks at HINDI KAVITA nd says…” aur…lec kabhi khatam hua…. “…. J J J



HINDI KAVITA then hesitantly explains him , wat is happening in BIG-BOSS house and brings him to hall… J

DAY 1 : SHAAM 7 BAJE
The task is to finish smoking 25 packs of GARAM and LIGHTS in 2 hours…..


The PUNE SOCIALITE starts the task with GR8 enthusiasm….

PROF SAAB wid his excellent smoking ability …….
Sucks all the smoke in air inside him and then passes them out thru his ears and nose… J J J…
(….MARLBORO will ban cigarettes if they watch him smoking one day….. J J J….)

…YEARVILLAGEDO is teaching PROF SAAB how 2 smoke…… J J

…Soon the task comes to an end and as it was completed within 2 hours, BIG-BOSS arranges for an awesome Buffet ….so no need to do another tough task called COOKING …. J



DAY 1 : RAAT 11 BAJE

Afta a long and tiring day ….all have gone to sleep except 2 …. J J….Soon they are going to win GOLD in speed walking category of next Common wealth games and make INDIA proud … KUDOS…. J J




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Thanku all for reading my blog (….Hope u r not directly reading this message widout reading my above blog… J J…)
Its an Imaginary script based on the Behavior of ALL MY FRIENDS & the Reality show ……..Hope It was an interesting reading 2 all u guys… J
It goes without saying that, These blogs are never to hurt anyone’s feeling but 2 create some Fun & Laughter in an otherwise Not-so-Interesting college days..... & guess I have created that.

….So take it with a pinch of Vinegar….. (….how can I 4get that… J J….)….nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ
Once again………E-BIZ ROCKS……………….TC











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EXAM KE BAAD.......

Exams are over…but d fun element will stay 4 ever… 


The energy that WE students carried for this exam was awesome…in takin photocopy of d notes, makin innumerable phone-calls to understand the portion of d exam, sending mails to verify d same, some even verified the next exam ..  …, coming early 2 d college nd study half of d portion on d day of exam, some came early 2 avoid the rush in Local trains..(…these people think about local trains…even on an exam day…  ), some just come early to enjoy the A.C of reading room.. 

Exam is the time during which FOES become FRIENDS and FRIENDS become COUPLES in the name of Group study…  ….lollzz…nd the rest is history… 

Maximum time was spent on G-mail to get the latest possible soft-copy of d notes…nd 2 xchange some important nd crap mails…….

And u can expect all possible question regarding exam…

• Kal ke liye kya padna hain..?

....(…good morning… )

• Only 1 hr for 60 MCQs? I have heard that the paper is tough...is it?..

(…sorry dude…questions are not out yet…how can we comment..  …)

• Is d exam in techmall or in laptop ?

...(…No, its in snowpoint..  …)

• kal kya pahenna hai? Casuals or formals…?

…(…d second part of ur question clears many doubts…  )

• Senior told…it’s a 4 hr paper…is it?

...(…ask dat senior to write the exam den..  …its a paper not LAGAAN. … )

• wats the scene on vedanta material ?

....(…vendanta itself is a scene…  …)

• any1 has a spare lappy that i can use tomm ??

...(.. dude..we have only stolen lappys…no spare lappys… ..)

And u can expect some replies…

• I believe the last one is Integrated Marketing Communication. Please correct me if I'm wrong !

..(…dude....who has time to correct u…we have lot 2 study..   )

• Last year’s paper is weird

….(…u and ur reply both are weird..  ….)

• Expect anything in paper guys

…..(…thanku so much…u have just now leaked d paper…  )

• Thoda sambhalke copy karna ! pakde gaye toh bohot jyada wat hai

…(…our parents have been telling this for many years…hum nahi sudharenge…   )

• My predictions for tommo exam are:

…(…dude…read it carefully….u have just given us questions 4rom last year’s paper..   )

And some replies will fetch awards for “ Best spam Emails “…

• Thanku so much…that will be helpful…

..(…use REPLY instead of REPLY TO ALL 4 such replies… ….)

• Hey…thanks….tc

..(…No thanks…stop using Gmail…nd start studying 4 exam....   ..)

• E-biz rocks… 

..(…we know dat…but ur reply sucks… ..)

Although exam lasted for a short while as compared to our entire Trim-1, it showed us the importance of the lectures dat we attended and dat we bunked… …nd we terribly missed all the TP which we used to have in d lectures……. …to refresh those fond memories, I will take u back to one such TP lec….

The DEMAND for my blog has been increasing …so I thought of increasing the SUPPLY…..

With d above statement …I am sure u must have guessed the lecture…. 

Its 1.28 PM….

…..students just had their lunch….

….some r yawning to keep themselves alive for more 3 dreadful hours of demand & supply….

...some r still contemplating…to sit 4 dis lec or not….

…some have planned for a movie nd wuld be leaving soon….

…nd the rest…who like to get drilled for several hours….who have low attendance….remain seated

on the screw-fitted chairs that restricts our movements …  ..(damn tough 2 sit continuosly for an hour…)

SERIAL-SPITTER enters d class dot on time…1.30 pm….he brings 2 pages of SUNDARAM Long-size notebooks along with him which contains the matter that wuld be SHOWERED on d class, particularly on d first bench students….  …lolz

SERIAL-SPITTER starts….

“ Today we will cover DEMAND AND SUPPLY…

Law of demand is “ When the price of goods increases then the quantity demanded decreases………………. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “

He has spoken non-stop for 25 min and area around him is almost wet..(which justifies his name…SERIAL-SPITTER..  …)…first bench students are running for cover…an umbrella is dearly missed at this very moment…  …criously…sometimes its good to be a last-bencher…  

ASHA PAREKH 4rom 2nd bench jumps in…

“Sir I have a doubt….can you explain me d whole concept again…”…

Dats ridiculous dude…first of all its not ‘ A DOUBT ’….

Moreover if SPITTER repeats the same concept 4 another ½ hour….people will go in COMA ….  

Asha parekh is one such sincere guy who can ask doubts even in a Vedanta lec….  

he can laugh for hours for some of the worst PJs cracked by the last benchers and still pays attention 2 d spitter, cost, market etc…nd asks them to repeat d whole concept again saying its just a doubt… 

Asha and his group are generally available in college by 9 am for a 10 am start to avoid road traffic and to get some valuable parking space that justifies their decision to bring car to college….  

SERIAL-SPITTER continues….

“ I will ask only Demand curve shifts and problems in d exam……………………………”

Just 40 min in to the lec , the GAY ..  ..sorry the GUY has started discussing the questions dat are sure-shot in exams…some people are taking it down although , just five min back they came to know dat MANAG ECO is there in TRIM 1 …  

SPITTER has been a part of LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS after which the school’s credibility came under scanner…

..then wen he started teaching in WE, his own credibility came under scanner…a weird style of teaching during which he keeps adjusting his trouser for no reason….  …his trouser find it very difficult to stay at his hips for long hours …although he wears a belt to counter his trouser’s motion, things really don’t work dat way… 

Last-benchers have just finished one small nap and are getting ready for a big one which will end wen the spitter says BREAK….

Depsec knocks the door enters d class in the middle to handover one of the most IMPORTANT DOCUMENT for any WE student…” THE ATTENDANCE SHEET “…..

It brought a smile in d faces of many soon to be de-barred students…..their purpose to attend dis lec was complete…. they continued doing the normal stuffs like sketching on d last page of their notebook, playing games in d cellfone, etc wid more confidence… 

DEP-SEC came nd went as if SPITTER is a watchman of JW MARRIOT… …

SERIAL-SPITTER continues….

Law of supply is “ When the price of goods increases then the quantity supplied increases………………. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “

Spitter has not completed his phrase…SHRINAGAR pops in and disturbs the flow with which spitter reads from the 2-sheets…. “ SIR…..SIR …..SIR….”

Spitter loses his cool and responds ferociously ….

“ CAN’T U SEE I HAVE NOT COMPLETED YET…IS THIS THE WAY YOU ASK QUESTIONS TO YOUR PROFS ?…I AM WARNING YOU THIS THE LAST TIME YOU ARE DOING THIS “….

The whole class is in utter shock…

…….Last-benchers who were going in for a big-one came back to their senses ……

……some who were cracking PJs , started behaving like EINSTEINS………..

…..Stenos as-usual were taking down whatever SPITTER told just now…..   

Immediately spitter changed his tone ….”TELL ME..WAT IS UR DOUBT “….

Half of the people were surprised by his APARICHIT-LIKE behavior…..but SHRINAGAR was still able to recall his question…nd things came back to normal…i.e

… Last-benchers again went back to continue their big-one….

…some started cracking PJs again….

..Stenos as-usual were taking down whatever SPITTER told just now…..  

A BREAK was announced afta an eventful first-half……….

BREAK is the time wen some of them find it wise to enter such lec… 

AJAY DEVGN is one such guy….everyday morning he gives a thought to be available in college on time…but very few times that thought gets converted to an actionable plan…. 

He is a technology freak and can write codes, test it, debug it nd deploy d same even 2 save his life… 

…he has a big mobile handset..(…dat doesn’t fit in to his palm…  )… activated with LINUX OS…wow

…Used to have a FULLY-LOADED HP LAPTOP which the thief took for granted…  …

He generally reminds us of school-kids in the old advertisement …”SCHOOL TIME…ACTION KA SCHOOL TIME..”……..  

Soon he is going to release a book titled “ 2 EASY STEPS TO LOSE A LAPPY ”

STEP 1: have a laptop to lose it…. 

STEP 2: attend a roundtable.. ..  

Jokes apart…curiously A very nice and down-to-earth personality..Pretty hard to find in today’s world… SALUTE

BREAK ENDS:…long beak..  

SPITTER continues with his usual irritating tone that can put-off an insomniac to sleep… 

“ When we have a relatively inelastic curve………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ”

Just arrived AJAY DEVGN is already 2 min in to his afternoon nap.. ..

BRUCH ALMIGHTY jumps in….

“SIR…I have a doubt…the YALL shift of an inelastic YALL curve cannot be YALL compared with the shift of an elastic YALL curve when the demand and supply are moving in opposite direction…”

SPITTER gives a reply which is more complex than the above ques ….

AJAY DEVGN in now snoring…….. 

BRUCH ALMIGHTY is one such knowledgeable guy who can put SPITTER in to a deep slumber… 

He is damn hard-working and helpful… ..

……..AJAY DEVGN is now leaning on neighbor’s shoulder nd sleepin.. 

Neighbor is a COMPLETE FRESHER who is sleeping as if he has taken COCAINE……….. 

One ques from a last –bencher….”SIR….what effect will inflation have on the elasticity”

SPITTER: u asked the same ques in last lec….

OMG !!!!!!!!!!…….last –bencher’s effort to come under the good books of Spitter fell apart terribly……. 

SPITTER CONTINUES…

“..Thats my syllabus…my part in exam will be of 15 marks and …zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “

Slowly the lec comes to an end …

….some feel as if they have got a new lease of life… 

…some feel they are out of a DRUG REHABILITATION center… 

Its actually not the end, But a new beginning to lead a normal college lyfe……..  

NOTABLE ABSENTEES::

Drummer: …Committed 2 his work-shops and shows … 



Alum Sec: busy teaching FINAN ACC to all followers deprived of commerce background….still they are confident of giving a supplementary… 

Prof Sir: …maam BASIKALI maam maam maam maam BASIKALI maam ……….. ….lolzzzzzzzzzzz



CHATUR: ..trying 2 strike a deal with HR of NANDU publications for a summer internship….. 



Thanks a lot for ur patience, …Below part is copied from my last blog except the word “ VINEGAR “….  



This especially goes to all the charecters whom I have mentioned in my above Blog...

I consider all E-BIZ classmates as my friends nd I hope the feeling is Mutual...:)...Plzz don mind ….

Its a figment of my imagination ...so take it with a pinch of VINEGAR …. 

nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ....

Always remember

E-BIZZ rockzzzz....:)

RAMA....welcum to TRIM–2……. 

Principles of WTF.........

Time has come for some more fun….


There are very few lectures in MBA where one can get 2 know about a lecturer from close quarters…..

….To an extent where we have info about the brands of soaps, shampoos, hand sanitizers, TV, radio, invertors, music system, mixer, grinder, table fan, bulbs, computer, laptops, AC, washing powder.…etc etc used by the lecturer.

And WE have got the privilege to be a part of such a lecture….one of its kind…J

‘MARKET’ enters the classroom on time…sometimes 2 min before schedule…which is a big issue for the ITEMS..(..this time I will include me....) who believe the lecture starts when they enter the classroom…:)

ITEMS are generally the victims of public transport… they leave their place well on time but never reach college on time…

they never get a seat to sit in local trains although they are 1st class pass-holders…no taxi-driver respond to their wave …a respected few just feel they have won half the battle if they reach college at any possible time…nd wat not…J …
…some gets treated like AVATARS as they come from the other side of VASHI-Bridge which many mumbaites are yet to xplore after staying in mumbai for more than 2 decades …J ..

‘MARKET’ continues….
She generally starts with not so important issues ..(..like ‘ wat is the next event in coll’…’ how was the speak for smile sessions ‘….(..where half of them were in tears..he he…)

…nd starts discussing with front-benchers who feel they have been selected for this TREAT….

…Last-benchers feel these jerks are chosen for this TORTURE…J …J

continues….Today I will start with Brand equity nd segmentation….asusual gives an example of

SURF…the way they re-positioned themselves at different point in time…
Some are good in copying whatever she speaks…

N.L.DALMIA has already finished writing 1 page in her copy…
MONACO…jumps inbetween…maam TIDE…

Maam just ignores it…
Again afta 7 seconds…maam TIDE…

Again she talks more about SURF as if she is their brand ambassador…
Again afta 4 seconds…maam TIDE…

This time…his efforts paid-off…she responded…yes TIDE…continues.,.

Tide have grown well in small time…
One Last bencher replies…(…its me guys…)....”Maam they have done well in Rural areas”…she replies…yes…

MARKET Continues…”I use only TIDE liquid..Its way ahead as compared to TIDE powder…It’s a bit costly ..But I prefer only quality”…..Who cares !!!!… J J

N.L.DALMIA has already finished writing 3 pages in her copy…
The same last bencher who comes to college from a remote place feels…people staying that side of vashi bridge are deprived of Regular 24*7 water supply…wat difference will TIDE liquid make in their life…weird…..:)
RAJU SRIVASTAV of e-biz cracks one PJ on tide that goes un-noticed…
Market continues…

RIN did not pick up well….becoz UJALA came in to business…they were offered at low price…

COMPLETE FRESHER replies…True maam…(..as if he had a bath with ujala this morning J )

N.L.DALMIA has finished writing 4+1/2 pages in her copy….suddenly her pen is running out of ink…she asks for a pen to RAJU…and he happily helps her..(…y anyone wuld say no to pretty girls…J .)

PANDU was closely watching the above scene nd felt bad…as he missed a golden oppurtunity to help her out…….never mind…Life is full of oppurtunities…J J

….. PANDU is one good guy in E-biz who is surrounded by all damsels ..he is a KANHAIYA....he never says NO to anything and helps them out by creating websites for them (webex1), by creating websites for them (webex2) nd by creating websites for them (webex3)…J J …

N.L. DALMIA is giving a tough competition to HINDI KAVITA in making notes....

Trust me ...HINDI KAVITA has well written notes even for subjects like Org behaviour nd Intro to e-biz....

He is the author for most of d notes that we r going to study in the forthcoming exams....Shraddha copy center have considered his notes as best sellers nd have already taken 100 photocopies for the next junior batch...:) :)

A guy in 2nd bench.. ..( ..Born in Britain…J …) ..is yawning for the 26th time which indirectly conveys the message…. “Maam We need a Break”……:J J

BREAK:

Immediately PSEC takes this opportunity to announce something very important…everybody takes a keen interest nd listens 2 him as its about their future STANDARD OF LIVING…means PLACEMENTS…J J…(...or else u wuld receive a mail in RED font …J J…so better be attentive…) …

Afta that ...
BRITAIN is already in his 2nd cup of coffee….
some have gone to have FRESH AIR at POINT….
Some are strolling desperately 2 find a group of friends…they just get kicked from every group...J
Some are in classroom itself completing the research paper that they want to submit by EOD…
Some are busy updating their status in FB back to “SINGLE”…J
BREAK ends….

MARKET has brought copies of case study which PANDU distributes in class making sure no one is left out…(…as I told u…he is a good guy…J …)

MARKET finds some students in class who have entered in Break …nd warns them to be on time in future…which… they won’t follow…J…they even don’t know the name of subject which MARKET is teaching………J J
Market continues…

My husband never gets any stains on his shirt so its easy for me to wash his clothes….
My brother carries lots of stains so I use brush to clean them….I prefer only HARIRAM brushes that removes the stains at one go…(…AGAIN WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!....he he…)…

GSEC is busy sending a mail to all E-BIZ students urging them to attend the Fresher’s nite even though it starts 2 hours late becoz of “ “ J J

…..nd sends a list of instructions that is to be followed …

N.L.DALMIA ….completed 17 pages…again running out of ink…this time KANHAIYA jumps in like SUPERMAN and lends her a REYNOLDS…J J …(…as I told u….life is full of oppurtunities…)

HINDI KAVITA is in his second copy....:) :)

MONACO again … “ maam VANISH “….

People are laughing …y is he asking maam to vanish….then APPLE completes his sentence

“…maam ..he is talkin about vanish washing powder…”

MONACO never completes the phrase that he speaks…he will say one word that becomes a puzzle for the whole class to crack…which we eventually do as WE are 4rom E-BIZ…skilled techies deprived of good teaching staffs…J J..

Slowly the lecture reaches its climax…..a subject named “ PRINCIPLES OF MARKETING”….where no student is aware of any principles related to marketing..:) J

NOTABLE ABSENTEES::

Drummer: …his Polarities are reversed as he is getting ready for an awesome performance at Fresher’s nite…J…dude…

Alum Sec: ‎He did just three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you…J J

Prof Sir: BASIKALI …he has started writing his 5th book…(…finally he has understood…MBA is no longer required in his lyfe…)…J

CHATUR: He is appointed to monitor the spelling mistakes (…monotonocity…) that are bound to happen in the above book…he is in talks with HR of NANDU publications…. J

Complete fresher: ….Most of the time , he is mentally absent....Hence I included him in the list of absentees :) :)....

Thanks a lot for ur patience,
This especially goes to all the charecters whom I have mentioned in my above Blog...
I consider all E-BIZ classmates as my friends nd I hope the feeling is Mutual...:)...Plzz don mind

Its a figment of my imagination ...so take it with a pinch of pepper (..i used salt in my last blog...just 4 a change...) nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ....

Always remember
E-BIZZ rockzzzz....:)

RAMA....will cum up wid more new charecters hopefully...:)









…

MBA ...according to me..!!!!!!!!

More than 2 months in to MBA , I have slowly stopped figuring out where will I be after 2 years.....

After getting in to a reputed B-school (...whose reputation is at stake after my batch has joined this year...lolzz...), its been only about having hukkas, playing pool, watchin movies, playing FIFA, hanging out at snow point/gulshan, giving auditions for a fresher's nite (....that is scheduled to end before the nite begins...how weird...he he..), taking useless pics with i-pad webcam, deleting all the Research Center mails from the mailbox, updating innumerable google docs with name, e-mail id & mobile no , doing some PPTs where we put some effort to allign margin,pics,content and the rest all is Google zindabad, taking the keys of discussion room to discuss everything other than studies, standing for council elections with a 30 sec speech (...how in 30 sec u can convince someone to committ sucide..he he...), attending some vedanta sessions for mental peace (...that in turn makes u mentally sick...), attending yoga sessions ...where its only our eyes that does the yoga...(...hope u understand GUYS...)....etc etc

If we get some time out of all the above mentioned VALUE ADDITION programs , we try to attend some useful lectures which will decide which stream we shuld prefer ...( ..In turn we decide which stream we shuld not prefer ...)  basikali for ATTENDANCE....

Below is the scene of one such important lecture COST ACCOUNTING ..(...whose test we would be writing in HIGH SPIRITS afta the fresher's nite...he he..)..A lecture that is full of Student bashing....

' COST ' is entering the class at 10:45 am for a 10:30 lecture......

Hellooooooooooo...aaj kya itna hi log present hain....(...the class has already 45 + students still she feels its very less..)...
I will tell  'US'  if this continues..(...hoping that he increases the number of seats next year...which he will surely do..he he...)......lock the door ...

' DRUMMER ' (..that is the only moment when he is awake nd the rest are sleeping..) : 
maam....fff...zzz...sss...(....people start making noises as he has disturbed them from their deep slumber...)...

...technically we cannot stop other students from entering the class...even u r late by 15 minutes...so technically, gradually, manually, madly, deeply......

In the mean time, some of the greatest LATE LATIFS ( ...xcludin me..he he...) enter the class...
Maam got late ....becoz of train / bus / taxi...watever may be the reason...she screams...

Tum logon ko kya bartan maijna padta hain, jhadu pocha karna padta hain, bachon ko sambhalna padta hain, khana banana padta hain...nahi na....then y u people cum late....ghar se jaldi niklo na....

at dis point the lastbenchers have a good & loud laugh that is clearly audible till MIS's staffroom.....

she bounces back....HEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

then takes in the late comers..(...they are consistent performers...they still cum late...)....

afta a lot of tribulations...the lec begins at 11.05 AM...

...all the commerce grads become alert....as that is the only time these people garner some followers...followers listen to them widout any fuss as they have no other option.....
Followers are specialised in  micro-biology, bio-chemistry, bio-tech, C++, antennas, radio-signals,mechanics,java, dot.net, circuits, ohm's law, kirchoffs law which is simply equal to garbage once u enter the industry....slogged 3-4 years for such a crap.. :) :)

'COST' continues....
I will start with bincard....(...immediately some CHATURS start taking down notes...)...
Kya likhta hain tum log....tumko stenographer banana hain kya...remember karna seekho...yeh MBA hain ...

HEELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......

...continue...stores ledger, ordering cost, carrying cost, total cost, annual demand etc etc...
some CHATURS are still taking down notes when COST is not luking at them...(...they cannot control their instincts..)...

HEELLOOOOOOOO........................

EOQ = root of 2* ann demand*..............

ALUMINI SEC pops out "...Maam it can also be argued that EOQ is essential when annual demand is strategically increased for the output to take over the input..."

A big bouncer for all FOLLOWERS ....they are lost ....cursing themselves for not taking commerce nd following wat their parents, frnds, mamas, chachas, neighbours have told them ...(...hence they are followers...he he ..)...

HEELLOOOOOOOOOO.............(...so many hellos while teaching !!!....then what she wuld tell to receive a phone-call...)

Suddenly one CHATUR throws a googly...maam

" We want to determine the optimal number of units of the product to order so that we minimize the total cost associated with the purchase, delivery and storage of the product. Will it be a good option to go with EOQ ?"
.........some FOLLOWERS have fainted ...some are sleeping nd rest are busy singing " I wanna chiggy-wiggy with you boy "......:)

' COST ' is surprised that how this chatur is so knowledgable...has he already done MBA once...nd replies...I will answer this at the end of the lec....

Another CHATUR....maam..maam..maam......BASIKLI....
(...people r waiting for the question...)....
"...I have done an analysis which will give the EOQ figures for all the sectors when the monsoon is bad...."

COST continues....
Who told you to analyse such topics...read what I have taken in the class....exxam mein wohi aayega....

...some COMPLETE FRESHERS are using this free time to crack PJss, spraying perfurmes nd whisperin "kya pakati hain yaar".....they always behave like freshers...:) :) ....

One FOLLOWER from last-bench strikes with a direct question ..."Will this EOQ be ever used in Industry experience ? Can u plzz name instances where EOQ is used ?"

COST starts feeling Y she started teachin EOQ 2 us....some last benchers are laughing their ass-out 4 no reason...COST looks at the GSEC and screams HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............GSEC immediately behaves like a council member...:) :)...

Slowly the lec comes to an end and 'COST' continues....
I have completed your portion for this trimester ...from next lec I will take CASE-STUDIES ...(...there are enuf available in class...he he...)....

....some r busy updating their status in FB..." I am in a Relationship "....
...some r busy congratulating the above species for the feat they have achieved ..(...seriously... its a feat for GUYS..he he ...)
...some r wonderin..." How she can finish the portion ? ".....
....some have just attended their first lec in this course....
...some have just made a new copy for COST-ACCOUNTING...:) :) ...

...but thats how MBA works....

Experts say " TIME FLIES "....but i wuld quote " TIME FLIES WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN "...
accept MBA as wat it is...it wuld luk like fun...TC

Thanks a lot for ur patience,
....In my above blog, Any Resemblance to Actual Events or Persons Living or Dead is Purely Coincidental...:) :)...


Just take it with a pinch of salt nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ....always remember WE rockzzzz....:)
RAMA....

Runzz galore...

1311...Don't think the n.o of tigers have reduced in Indian forests :) :)

It is the runs scored in 4 days of Ind vs Slanka 2nd Test match…..How the bowlers must be feeling?

Their legs must have gone in Hibernation state. In an era when T20 is synonymous to the word CRICKET, How can the srilankan grounds man give such a dead rubber?
Australian cricket board must have sacked such an official as they are trying hard to revive test cricket by introducing new formats in their domestic cricket.

A thing has to change with time to garner more followers. Cricket once had 8-ball an over. Not a single follower of the game must be missing an 8-ball over at this very moment when I am writing this blog. I am so confident because the game is bigger than these trivial changes which in a way have given life to the game.

But there are enough reasons for the fanatics in India to love this test. Sachin has again re-written records by etching a not so fluent 200. Prasanna the keeper must be cursing his own existence after missing that sitter of the legend. But as it’s rightly said “FORTUNE FAVOURS THE BRAVE”.

Raina survived for a good time and made a memorable debut century. The reason I am saying that he survived is because of his temperament which is pathetic to say the least. He has now developed this art to stay on crease and make a huge score which in turn would send strong signals to DRAVIDS AND LAXMANS who wants their kids to play along with them in INDIAN TEAM.

When T.Dilshan can take 3 wickets with his part-time stuffs, then how come our Punjab da puttar BHAJJI failed miserably?
Indian fans along with selectors are so mesmerized by his funny past antics after winning tests and taking 5-wicket hauls, that we tend to give a miss to his dead performances. Rest of our bowlers doesn’t even fall under the category of a bowler. Sehwag is actually leading the attack in the recent times.

How can we forget the maestro MURALIDHARAN while talking about the bowlers?

The way he reached 800 wickets was worth a watch because it was not that easy. He had to toil for a long time against our tailenders who never perform when required but surprisingly stood like a wall between MURALI and his WORLD RECORD. One just can’t ignore him who held the number one spot for 1,711 days spanning 214 Test matches.

To end on a positive note, let’s hope that the Third test would be a treat to watch and both Batsmen and Bowlers have a tough time tackling each other. ADIOS...

Too many claims..too little promise

WHAT DHONI CLAIMS:

1) BATTING IS OUR STRENGTH

2) WE ARE GOOD AGAINST SPIN

3) SPINNERS ARE OUR STRENGTH IN BOWLING DEPARTMENT

Analysis:
1) If batting is our strength then why are we going for a 7 batsmen theory (sometimes 8). Dont we have confidence in the likes of GHAMBIR,YUVI,ROHIT SHARMA,DHONI...Then why to have no.7 as a batsmen rather than going for a good pace bowler?

when dhoni has selected ravinder jadeja as the no.7 batsmen/bowler (i am suppose to call him an all-rounder which i won't because he is not even a decent cricketer) Why did he introduce jadeja in the 13th over after part-timers like suresh raina/y pathan...why dhoni sent him after bhajji in batting?

If dhoni din't have that much confidence then y did he select him in the first place???...
2) If we are good against spin then y are we losing wickets to unknown spinners like sulemann ben, chris gayle, steven smith...etc.why dont we develope skills to face good pace bowling rather than seamlessly claiming that we are good against spin???
3) IF SPINNERS ARE OUR STRENGTH IN BOWLING DEPARTMENT, then why HARBHAJAN has gone wicketless in this T20 world cup?..why does'nt he bowl an attacking line that can fetch him wickets?...or does he have the ability to take wickets on foreign soil?...
...too many questions unanswered...but still we claim ourselves the best team in world.

A saint called Lalit kumar modi

As the IPL-3 is still on, everyone can relate to the name LALIT MODI (just reconfirming..as we Indians tend to forget things easily)...
So wat is MODI all about...Has he seriously done anything wrong...
The more we dig in to the issue the more it gets murkier, TRPs are soaring high, allegations are charged, meetings are held, Barkha dutt & Arnab goswami's tongues are wagging, maoists attack CRPF again and inbetween all these events Mumbai beat RCB by 35 runs...

So much breaking news is hard to digest if someone has IIM-A interview the very next day....

Newton's law can also be used to lead a dignified life.."Everything that goes up comes down"...Saurav DADA and Amitabh Bachchan are few examples striking my mind now...well for both of them the vice-versa also fits the bill to the T....

Modi is a hero who is yet to fall from a height where upstairs is hard to find. Mismanagement with public money, a controversial bidding procedure, specific group lobbying, misplacing key documents, partying at IPL nights, happily tweeting secrets in the midst of these controversies are some of his activities carrying eyeballs of IT...
The self-appointed IPL commissioner has triggered an IT raid for the first time in the history of BCCI functioning which itself is enough to strip him off from IPL ( for which MODI is demanding a 2/3rd majority....dint ask for that while getting himself appointed).

But NO ONE IS PERFECT. We are in a country where

1. Proven Match Fixer like MOHAMMED AZHARUDDIN have won election from the Moradabad constituency of UP to Lok Sabha...
2. Ajay jadeja is analysing cricket after his fixing days were brought to an end...
3. Navjot singh sidhu is happily laughing his ass out in a reality show after getting convicted in a murder case (also a MP from Amritsar)
4. Shibu Soren (the biggest naxalite of our country) is the Chief Minister of Jharkhand state.

...and there are many more...

As I have already mentioned "Indians tend to forget things easily" and hope the case remains the same for MODI too...

The way IPL was conceptualized in the year 2008 and then marketed internationally in 2009, very few Indians would want MODI to die a dog's death (those are within BCCI). I am not one of them and want to njoy IPL-4 sans controversies...Long-live MODI...

Too close for comfort

I am writing my first blog as I thought of cultivating some good habits that would keep me busy and would help in recuperating from my disastrous CET and CAT results.

Wat better topic than Cricket ?...
IPL has come back to INDIA. With this it has also brought back all the match fixers who had to travel all the way to South africa (last season) to get live updates. It started WELL for some and HELL for others..some are still going through the ordeal (KINGS XI) and are just playing for pride.



MUMBAI INDIANS: They had the strongest team right from the first edition of IPL, but never clicked as a team in IPL-1,2. This season they are winning games as if this is last edition of IPL.
Most of the players in team are over-rated and over-priced. Jayasuriya, bhajji, zaheer and pollard have got more than what they deserve. You can call it a poor bidding strategy by AMBANIS or a smart one by other franchises. All the players have gelled well this season and are performing to their potential (that much is expected after spending so much). Sachin is in the best of his form but showing a lot of desperation on the field while captaining the side which shows sometime GOD do lack somethings. All the ICL imports and domestic recruits have done well knowing that they wont get a INDIA national team spot even if they become BRADMAN one day. Team doesnt have a quality keeper whereas some teams have more than 2 keepers. Guess they should try for some experienced rookie rather than experimenting with TARES,PINALS & RAYADUS...Could win IPL-3..

DELHI DAREDEVILS: This team is a result of very intelligent bidding by the owners. It has got some swashbuckling performers like Collingwood and Warner (no need to mention sehwag as it is understood) who are giving nightmares to the bowlers. It has got one of the strongest bench strength which can be proved by the fact that Dilshan (top rungetter in IPL-2) is cooling his heels in dug-out. Nannes, maharoof & sangwan are spot on. Mishra is turning the ball square and is doing justice to his role (spinner) and the veteran vettori is an automatic choice for his sheer experience. The team's Fielding is precision personified and warner is not leaving any corner of the ground unmanned. Last but not the least the captain GAUTI. He has showed tremendous character as captain which was least expected and winning the all imporatant tosses just adds brownie points to his success story. Not a surprise if they reach semis again....


B'GLORE ROYAL CHALLENGERS: They were challenged in the first edition to which they came back strong in the second. A Good team bounce back to succeed and GR8 team prevails it.
The NOT OUT kallis, SIXER uthappa , JUMBO kumble have all given stellar performance. Don't forget the hatrick by U.P bhaiyya Praveen kumar. This team has many utility players (& not all-rounders) who can give overall contribution like kallis (bat, ball, slip-fielder) , uthappa (bat, keeper) , kohli (bat, excellent fielder) that can give more options to captain. The experienced kumble has lead the side well to change their fortunes and have re-instated the fact that bowlers do make good captains. Each victory is very well-received by the liquor baron and he makes sure that his team gets to easily access unlimited beer and sexy calender models. KING OF GOOD TIMES will continue to have a good time...

RAJASTHAN ROYALS: They were the least priced team and still went on to win IPL-1.
Never underestimate the underdogs as they may not join the party but they can spoil your's.
How can we forget the FIRST SUPER OVER MATCH in IPL-2 when pathan blasted all cylinders ?? Watson, yusuf, warne & tait keep the cicket lovers engrossed by performing fabulously while the owner shilpa shetty keeps the non-cricket lovers engrossed. Most of the sixes from yusuf are in front of the wicket. He never plays reverse sweep, paddled sweep or any silly shot that may go wrong if its not your day and still clears the ground easily. Watson joined the team late but got in to T20 mode in no time. Warne at 40 hasn't lost any flair both on-field and off it (hope u guys understand). Should reach semis as they can put on a gr8 fight...

CHENNAI SUPER KINGS: The strongest Line-up on any given day but still they fight for survival. They came close to win IPL in both the seasons but their batting let them down in both occasions. Not having a party even in the current edition. Too much dependence on the MONSTER HAYDOS, injuries to foreign recruits , absence of the captain, CHOOSING RAINA AS STAND-ID SKIPPER (does nothing worth-while other than appealing incessantly on-field) could be some of the reasons. Murali Vijay had some point to prove but should keep on proving till he gets a permanent spot in national side. Only 4 teams can be in semis...

KOLKATA KNIGHT RIDERS: They started IPL with a BANG (both promotional events-thanks to SRK & a stunner century by MCullum) but faded away like an evening shadow. Multiple captaincy theory, John Buchanan , controversies fav child-DADA, Secret blogger sharing team secrets added salt to the wound. This IPL they started well. Tiwary, karthik, bond, gayle and last but not least DADA are showing GR8 promise. DADA silenced his critics and has this tendency to come up with surprises when you knock him down. Profit earning sector is taken care by glamour industry lead by SRK and tremendous sale of merchandise. Can win one IPL trophy but not this year...

DECCAN CHARGERS: Just a remainder " A Good team bounce back to succeed and GR8 team prevails it". This year DECCAN lacked the consistency. Lack of home advantage could be one reason.
D.Y.PATIL , mumbai was one of their home grounds where they were pitted against MUMBAI INDIANS (wat kind of home match is this ...Lalit modi Kahan hain tu).
Gilly is just playing cameo like Alfred Hitchcock in the movie The Lodger whereas he is expected to play lead roles like Mallika sherawat in Murder ..(trying to show my two extremes)...Rohit sharma is too lazy to win a T20 game on his own.
Telenganna issue ruined their fate in IPL-3.....

KINGS XI PUNJAB: LAST and INARGUABLY the least.
A team has to face the music if it does one of the below things:
1) Changes the captain for no specific reason...
2) Giving intimate hugs after winning, tempting players to lose focus..
3) Not giving intimate hugs when the team is losing...
Well on a serious note, nothing is going right for Punjab. Priety has tried different looks which has just added glamour to the event. Yuvi is in a terrible shape which raises eyebrows about his
physical fitness. Ironically, their first victory came out of his reverse sweep still his form is under question.
They deserve to be at NO.8....

Although I have judged the teams distinctively, most of the teams are putting a tough fight to gain a semis birth and hence my topic rightly says Too close for comfort...