Enuf of self-realisation……Rama is back… J J
All the contestants are in the BIG-BOSS house and the hilarious game is about to begin…. J
DAY 1 : SUBAH 8 BAJE
BIG-BOSS has played a song 2 wake up everyone….
Mauja hi Mauja mauja hi mauja Sham Savere Hud Mauja hi Mauja Pyar mein tere Hud Mauja hi Mauja rock d party hud Mauja hi Maujaaaaaa…
Immediately MITHUNDA of our class gets up nd starts dancing…. J
some people r still sleeping,
some r acting as if they r sleeping,
some r watchin him dance nd encouraging him,
some r showing faces as if y d hell BIG-BOSS played this song,
some r thinking he wuld have anyways started dancing even in a pankaj udhas ghazal….. J
HINDI KAVITA even when half-asleep is correcting the lyrics of dis song…” INSTEAD of MAUJA , lyric writer culd have used MORO”….. J J……
By next 20 min all the members are up nd fighting 4 a place in washroom…
GSEC has asked the people 2 follow certain instructions …..eg:
1) Always carry ur towel …. J
2) BOXERS are compulsory for guys no matter whatever u r doin in washroom… J
3) Don’t take more than 15 min…. J
Etc etc…
Contestants are ready for a wholesome Breakfast….during this time COW3 is whispering in the ears of PROF SAAB “how can we survive one whole day here in BIG-BOSS wen we cant survive a 3 hour lecture of MARKET “…..
The above statement was clearly audible to MARKET who was there in the other corner of dinning table….
She immediately replies “…how can u say that ?....am I so bad…. ??? “
PROF SAAB responds… “ Maam Maam Maam Maam BASIKALI Maam Maam Maam…..”
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain, Is ghar mein koi CODE-WORD (maam, basikali) ka istemal nahi karega….Jo bhi bolen spashte tarike se bolen “…. J J
COW3 then takes the onus nd explains MARKET what she really meant ... situation is under control…. J
After Breakfast everyone is busy with not so important work…..like
... some are taking a walk and getting 2 know each-other… ( it takes no tym for FRIENDS 2 become cOUPLES…) J
….some r still not out of 12% debenture which ruined their FA paper… J
…some r trying hard to be a part of grp…. (…..not more than 6 in one grp…. J…)
…RESEARCH TARSE is sitting quietly at one corner of the BIG-BOSS house nd is staring at the swimming pool J
DAY 1 : SUBAH 11 BAJE
Suddenly DEPSEC calls everyone to the hall of BIG-BOSS house and requests them to come up with an
Awesome INTRODUCTION about themselves….(…DEPSEC is not yet out of her WAKA WAKA mode… J J)
As BUSSI-ANALYSIS is the senior most…… he starts ….J
“ Hi everybody…I teach Business analysis rite from d day I took birth on planet earth…. J..ghsgk ghskl hsgjkl hsgsjkls……..mgdjdmdhgdj…dsgdsgsfgsfgfdgdfgdfgdgdfgdgdfgfgfgfgfgfgffgfsaddaderrtetty…afta 30 min…. J”…
….others r yawning, .. J
….some r goin to loo,.. J…
…some r making pop-corns as people will surely need a break afta his introduction………
….some r trying to escape 4rom big-boss house… J
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aapne abhi jo bhi kaha hain , ek paper mein likhkar de…hum ghar jake padh lenge…”….. J…LMFAO
Next in line is MARKET….
“ Hi everybody…I have been teaching MARKETING for last 6 years…( nd those students never took marketing as their specialization… J )………… 2 min later….I always prefer quality hence I use TIDE LIQUID , HALDIRAM MIXTURES, VIM SOAPS……. J……2 min later …
.my brother, husband, muh bola bhai all went to lonavla in TATA SUMO nd they could not find any parking space…. ..”…… J J…(…who cares !!!!!!!)
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap sirf apna INTRODUCTION de aur koi BAKWAAS na karein “……… J
others r laughing out loud infront of market….… J
Next in line is AJAY DEVGN….
“ Hi …MY NAME IS AJAY DEVGN ….I have done BSE – IT and was part of patni for 2 years “……
(…people have memorized his introduction along with his tone… J J…)
After lukin at the way he presented himself, BIG-BOSS gifts him a HP DM4 1024TX LAPTOP… J J J J…
(…the same model which he used to have long long ago…. J J …)
Next in line is YEARVILLAGEDO…. J
“ Hi ….I am a student of E-BIZ….nd I update my status every now and then in FB….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
BIG-BOSS Interrupts….. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap plzz MIKE KA istemaal karein… Humein kuch sunayi nahi de raha hain“……… J
….Intro session comes 2 an end….some r getting back to normal stuffs…i.e taking long walks.. J
…RESEARCH TARSE is still at the same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….
DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 12 BAJE
Its just day one day and people have many doubts……….below r some of d murmurs
“ r they seeing each other ?….r dey goin around ?”
(….gr8… both ur questions means d same…ask sumthing different….J )
“wen we will get lunch ?“
(…plzz try to think sumthing other than food…we just now had break fast.. J )
“How to switch-off the AC ?..”
..(…we r not qualified electricians…. J )
Wen is d next management acc lecture….?
(…dude, u r in big-boss…..)
Can I get a GOLDFLAKE lights…?
…there is no SNOW-POINT here….
Meanwhile ajay devgn is singing songs nd celebrating as he received a lappy from BIG-BOSS….
(….sagar kinare….dil yeh pukare….LAPTOP nahi to mera….koi nahi hain….ooooooo)……… J
DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 2 BAJE
RAMA along with COST prefer rice….and rest r chappati lovers……….
COST is feeling damn hungry and food is not ready yet……..she strikes asusual….
“TUM logon ko khana pakane nahi aata hain kya?….kabhi ghar pe kuch kaam kiya hoga to maloom padega….I have two kids ….one daughter and one son….(congrats.. J)….I have seen them growing in front of me ….Mujhe maloom hain tum logon ka natak….Bamboo milega sabko….jaldi khana lao….”
Petrified by her reply , COW3 quickly cooks something close to dal-rice nd serves her….afta that COST has gone in to silent mode….this is the 2ND instance COST is quite for such a long time…( …J J no one remembers the first instance…J J ….)
….As COW3 became a SENIOR recently, she knows how 2 tackle the faculty… J J…Kudos
Rest all are enjoying roti-bhajji and r having a good time in the dinning hall…..
…COW3 just confirms wid everyone…” Does anybody wants ROTIS ??? “
…PROF SAAB replies…” BASIKALI ek roti…”…. J J… nd he gets it…. (..Just cant beleive it....even bfore sneezing he will say BASIKALI one... J J )
Couples are having a good tym….. Boy and girl r feeding each other and r getting 2 know each other’s taste… J J
Luking at them, SINGLES are feeling bad and r making faces like a FISH DEPRIVED OF SEX…. J J….
…Think twice before dumping ur EX… J… A bird in the hand is worth 2 in bush… J J…)
..SPIKEY DAVE is comparing the weight of each roti wid his own body weight ….and consoles himself…JJ…
PUNE SOACIALITE is not happy with BIG-BOSS as drinks are not allowed in BIG-BOSS house….
(hEre drinks means RASNA… J J J….)
(…he is one guy who can be either seen in MOCHAS, SPORTS BAR, DURGA, HQs, U-TURN, MTC…etc
….if not here, then in the last bench…… J….)
Due to JAI SANTOSHI MAAAA KA VRAT, DEPSEC is not having anything........... :) :)
HINDI KAVITA is planning to do a research on Pillsbury chakki fresh atta using SPSS method… J J…
…all are done with their lunch and some are getting back to normal stuffs…like taking long walks.. J…
At this rate they can easily cover a distance from JUHU 2 MAHIM by walk…. J J…LMFAO…
DAY 1 : SHAAM 5 BAJE
BIG-BOSS calls MARKET to confession room…MARKET enters the confession room and says…
”Hi BIG-BOSS…WOW ….nice SOFA-SET….. I prefer KHAITAN SOFA-SET which I have it in my khandala farm house….” ……(…again….who cares !!!!!!!! J J…)
BIG-BOSS gives her a task & chucks her out of the room………. J
MARKET calls everyone to the hall…The task requires 4 groups and each shuld have equal members…..
…people have already started making their team in mind… ( …and we are genius in this… J J….)
All are there in the hall except one….contestants are confused….from where we can find that one member…
PROF SAAB says….” BASIKALI , I will make a crystal report which can BASIKALI download one member from the slum area near the BIG-BOSS house which will avoid monotonocity….” J J J…..(….asusual REJECTED… J J…)
CHATUR gives a suggestion “…We can demand one more member from the HR department of BIG-BOSS and if we don’t get it, then we will file a litigation to High-court that will challenge the Paternity law of HR clause 1 section 4….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “……J J …..after his speech more 3 members are missing & DEPSEC has been assigned the task 2 find them…. J J
PUNE SOACIALITE came up wid a kool idea….”Can we consider the couple as a single member…. Then each grp will have equal numbers“…J J….
The BOY & Girl strongly opposed 2 this and said they are just very good friends & again went for a long-walk to spend time constructively….. J J J….(…Guess they shuld be gifted a pair of chappals on their B’days…. J J)
HINDI KAVITA then just went out of the hall for a deep thinking session….and suddenly saw RESEARCH TARSE….. lmfao……. J…finally we got the missing member….
…RESEARCH TARSE is still at same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….
Everyone feels what is wrong wid this guy….
Some feel his next research project is to generate electricity from swimming pool water…. J J
Some are afraid 2 go near him ….
Finally HINDI KAVITA has the courage….he goes near RESEARCH TARSE….
And says “ HI “…..but no response…J
then HINDI KAVITA makes another try …” MORO lec at 8 AM ..Door will close sharp at 7.55 AM “…. J J
again no response…
…Then HINDI KAVITA nudges him and to his utter dismay, he comes 2 know that RESEARCH TARSE was in a deep slumber…. J J
..Suddenly RESEARCH gets up & yawns ferociously…” aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ”
(…he woke up afta 24 hours…. J J….)
….nd looks at HINDI KAVITA nd says…” aur…lec kabhi khatam hua…. “…. J J J
HINDI KAVITA then hesitantly explains him , wat is happening in BIG-BOSS house and brings him to hall… J
DAY 1 : SHAAM 7 BAJE
The task is to finish smoking 25 packs of GARAM and LIGHTS in 2 hours…..
The PUNE SOCIALITE starts the task with GR8 enthusiasm….
PROF SAAB wid his excellent smoking ability …….
Sucks all the smoke in air inside him and then passes them out thru his ears and nose… J J J…
(….MARLBORO will ban cigarettes if they watch him smoking one day….. J J J….)
…YEARVILLAGEDO is teaching PROF SAAB how 2 smoke…… J J
…Soon the task comes to an end and as it was completed within 2 hours, BIG-BOSS arranges for an awesome Buffet ….so no need to do another tough task called COOKING …. J
DAY 1 : RAAT 11 BAJE
Afta a long and tiring day ….all have gone to sleep except 2 …. J J….Soon they are going to win GOLD in speed walking category of next Common wealth games and make INDIA proud … KUDOS…. J J
-------------------------------------------------------The END----------------------------------------------------------
Thanku all for reading my blog (….Hope u r not directly reading this message widout reading my above blog… J J…)
Its an Imaginary script based on the Behavior of ALL MY FRIENDS & the Reality show ……..Hope It was an interesting reading 2 all u guys… J
It goes without saying that, These blogs are never to hurt anyone’s feeling but 2 create some Fun & Laughter in an otherwise Not-so-Interesting college days..... & guess I have created that.
….So take it with a pinch of Vinegar….. (….how can I 4get that… J J….)….nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ
Once again………E-BIZ ROCKS……………….TC
..
….
All the contestants are in the BIG-BOSS house and the hilarious game is about to begin…. J
DAY 1 : SUBAH 8 BAJE
BIG-BOSS has played a song 2 wake up everyone….
Mauja hi Mauja mauja hi mauja Sham Savere Hud Mauja hi Mauja Pyar mein tere Hud Mauja hi Mauja rock d party hud Mauja hi Maujaaaaaa…
Immediately MITHUNDA of our class gets up nd starts dancing…. J
some people r still sleeping,
some r acting as if they r sleeping,
some r watchin him dance nd encouraging him,
some r showing faces as if y d hell BIG-BOSS played this song,
some r thinking he wuld have anyways started dancing even in a pankaj udhas ghazal….. J
HINDI KAVITA even when half-asleep is correcting the lyrics of dis song…” INSTEAD of MAUJA , lyric writer culd have used MORO”….. J J……
By next 20 min all the members are up nd fighting 4 a place in washroom…
GSEC has asked the people 2 follow certain instructions …..eg:
1) Always carry ur towel …. J
2) BOXERS are compulsory for guys no matter whatever u r doin in washroom… J
3) Don’t take more than 15 min…. J
Etc etc…
Contestants are ready for a wholesome Breakfast….during this time COW3 is whispering in the ears of PROF SAAB “how can we survive one whole day here in BIG-BOSS wen we cant survive a 3 hour lecture of MARKET “…..
The above statement was clearly audible to MARKET who was there in the other corner of dinning table….
She immediately replies “…how can u say that ?....am I so bad…. ??? “
PROF SAAB responds… “ Maam Maam Maam Maam BASIKALI Maam Maam Maam…..”
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain, Is ghar mein koi CODE-WORD (maam, basikali) ka istemal nahi karega….Jo bhi bolen spashte tarike se bolen “…. J J
COW3 then takes the onus nd explains MARKET what she really meant ... situation is under control…. J
After Breakfast everyone is busy with not so important work…..like
... some are taking a walk and getting 2 know each-other… ( it takes no tym for FRIENDS 2 become cOUPLES…) J
….some r still not out of 12% debenture which ruined their FA paper… J
…some r trying hard to be a part of grp…. (…..not more than 6 in one grp…. J…)
…RESEARCH TARSE is sitting quietly at one corner of the BIG-BOSS house nd is staring at the swimming pool J
DAY 1 : SUBAH 11 BAJE
Suddenly DEPSEC calls everyone to the hall of BIG-BOSS house and requests them to come up with an
Awesome INTRODUCTION about themselves….(…DEPSEC is not yet out of her WAKA WAKA mode… J J)
As BUSSI-ANALYSIS is the senior most…… he starts ….J
“ Hi everybody…I teach Business analysis rite from d day I took birth on planet earth…. J..ghsgk ghskl hsgjkl hsgsjkls……..mgdjdmdhgdj…dsgdsgsfgsfgfdgdfgdfgdgdfgdgdfgfgfgfgfgfgffgfsaddaderrtetty…afta 30 min…. J”…
….others r yawning, .. J
….some r goin to loo,.. J…
…some r making pop-corns as people will surely need a break afta his introduction………
….some r trying to escape 4rom big-boss house… J
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aapne abhi jo bhi kaha hain , ek paper mein likhkar de…hum ghar jake padh lenge…”….. J…LMFAO
Next in line is MARKET….
“ Hi everybody…I have been teaching MARKETING for last 6 years…( nd those students never took marketing as their specialization… J )………… 2 min later….I always prefer quality hence I use TIDE LIQUID , HALDIRAM MIXTURES, VIM SOAPS……. J……2 min later …
.my brother, husband, muh bola bhai all went to lonavla in TATA SUMO nd they could not find any parking space…. ..”…… J J…(…who cares !!!!!!!)
BIG-BOSS Interrupts.. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap sirf apna INTRODUCTION de aur koi BAKWAAS na karein “……… J
others r laughing out loud infront of market….… J
Next in line is AJAY DEVGN….
“ Hi …MY NAME IS AJAY DEVGN ….I have done BSE – IT and was part of patni for 2 years “……
(…people have memorized his introduction along with his tone… J J…)
After lukin at the way he presented himself, BIG-BOSS gifts him a HP DM4 1024TX LAPTOP… J J J J…
(…the same model which he used to have long long ago…. J J …)
Next in line is YEARVILLAGEDO…. J
“ Hi ….I am a student of E-BIZ….nd I update my status every now and then in FB….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
BIG-BOSS Interrupts….. “ BIG-BOSS Chahte hain …aap plzz MIKE KA istemaal karein… Humein kuch sunayi nahi de raha hain“……… J
….Intro session comes 2 an end….some r getting back to normal stuffs…i.e taking long walks.. J
…RESEARCH TARSE is still at the same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….
DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 12 BAJE
Its just day one day and people have many doubts……….below r some of d murmurs
“ r they seeing each other ?….r dey goin around ?”
(….gr8… both ur questions means d same…ask sumthing different….J )
“wen we will get lunch ?“
(…plzz try to think sumthing other than food…we just now had break fast.. J )
“How to switch-off the AC ?..”
..(…we r not qualified electricians…. J )
Wen is d next management acc lecture….?
(…dude, u r in big-boss…..)
Can I get a GOLDFLAKE lights…?
…there is no SNOW-POINT here….
Meanwhile ajay devgn is singing songs nd celebrating as he received a lappy from BIG-BOSS….
(….sagar kinare….dil yeh pukare….LAPTOP nahi to mera….koi nahi hain….ooooooo)……… J
DAY 1 : DOPAHAR 2 BAJE
RAMA along with COST prefer rice….and rest r chappati lovers……….
COST is feeling damn hungry and food is not ready yet……..she strikes asusual….
“TUM logon ko khana pakane nahi aata hain kya?….kabhi ghar pe kuch kaam kiya hoga to maloom padega….I have two kids ….one daughter and one son….(congrats.. J)….I have seen them growing in front of me ….Mujhe maloom hain tum logon ka natak….Bamboo milega sabko….jaldi khana lao….”
Petrified by her reply , COW3 quickly cooks something close to dal-rice nd serves her….afta that COST has gone in to silent mode….this is the 2ND instance COST is quite for such a long time…( …J J no one remembers the first instance…J J ….)
….As COW3 became a SENIOR recently, she knows how 2 tackle the faculty… J J…Kudos
Rest all are enjoying roti-bhajji and r having a good time in the dinning hall…..
…COW3 just confirms wid everyone…” Does anybody wants ROTIS ??? “
…PROF SAAB replies…” BASIKALI ek roti…”…. J J… nd he gets it…. (..Just cant beleive it....even bfore sneezing he will say BASIKALI one... J J )
Couples are having a good tym….. Boy and girl r feeding each other and r getting 2 know each other’s taste… J J
Luking at them, SINGLES are feeling bad and r making faces like a FISH DEPRIVED OF SEX…. J J….
…Think twice before dumping ur EX… J… A bird in the hand is worth 2 in bush… J J…)
..SPIKEY DAVE is comparing the weight of each roti wid his own body weight ….and consoles himself…JJ…
PUNE SOACIALITE is not happy with BIG-BOSS as drinks are not allowed in BIG-BOSS house….
(hEre drinks means RASNA… J J J….)
(…he is one guy who can be either seen in MOCHAS, SPORTS BAR, DURGA, HQs, U-TURN, MTC…etc
….if not here, then in the last bench…… J….)
Due to JAI SANTOSHI MAAAA KA VRAT, DEPSEC is not having anything........... :) :)
HINDI KAVITA is planning to do a research on Pillsbury chakki fresh atta using SPSS method… J J…
…all are done with their lunch and some are getting back to normal stuffs…like taking long walks.. J…
At this rate they can easily cover a distance from JUHU 2 MAHIM by walk…. J J…LMFAO…
DAY 1 : SHAAM 5 BAJE
BIG-BOSS calls MARKET to confession room…MARKET enters the confession room and says…
”Hi BIG-BOSS…WOW ….nice SOFA-SET….. I prefer KHAITAN SOFA-SET which I have it in my khandala farm house….” ……(…again….who cares !!!!!!!! J J…)
BIG-BOSS gives her a task & chucks her out of the room………. J
MARKET calls everyone to the hall…The task requires 4 groups and each shuld have equal members…..
…people have already started making their team in mind… ( …and we are genius in this… J J….)
All are there in the hall except one….contestants are confused….from where we can find that one member…
PROF SAAB says….” BASIKALI , I will make a crystal report which can BASIKALI download one member from the slum area near the BIG-BOSS house which will avoid monotonocity….” J J J…..(….asusual REJECTED… J J…)
CHATUR gives a suggestion “…We can demand one more member from the HR department of BIG-BOSS and if we don’t get it, then we will file a litigation to High-court that will challenge the Paternity law of HR clause 1 section 4….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz “……J J …..after his speech more 3 members are missing & DEPSEC has been assigned the task 2 find them…. J J
PUNE SOACIALITE came up wid a kool idea….”Can we consider the couple as a single member…. Then each grp will have equal numbers“…J J….
The BOY & Girl strongly opposed 2 this and said they are just very good friends & again went for a long-walk to spend time constructively….. J J J….(…Guess they shuld be gifted a pair of chappals on their B’days…. J J)
HINDI KAVITA then just went out of the hall for a deep thinking session….and suddenly saw RESEARCH TARSE….. lmfao……. J…finally we got the missing member….
…RESEARCH TARSE is still at same corner of the BIG-BOSS house and staring at the swimming pool…. J….
Everyone feels what is wrong wid this guy….
Some feel his next research project is to generate electricity from swimming pool water…. J J
Some are afraid 2 go near him ….
Finally HINDI KAVITA has the courage….he goes near RESEARCH TARSE….
And says “ HI “…..but no response…J
then HINDI KAVITA makes another try …” MORO lec at 8 AM ..Door will close sharp at 7.55 AM “…. J J
again no response…
…Then HINDI KAVITA nudges him and to his utter dismay, he comes 2 know that RESEARCH TARSE was in a deep slumber…. J J
..Suddenly RESEARCH gets up & yawns ferociously…” aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa ”
(…he woke up afta 24 hours…. J J….)
….nd looks at HINDI KAVITA nd says…” aur…lec kabhi khatam hua…. “…. J J J
HINDI KAVITA then hesitantly explains him , wat is happening in BIG-BOSS house and brings him to hall… J
DAY 1 : SHAAM 7 BAJE
The task is to finish smoking 25 packs of GARAM and LIGHTS in 2 hours…..
The PUNE SOCIALITE starts the task with GR8 enthusiasm….
PROF SAAB wid his excellent smoking ability …….
Sucks all the smoke in air inside him and then passes them out thru his ears and nose… J J J…
(….MARLBORO will ban cigarettes if they watch him smoking one day….. J J J….)
…YEARVILLAGEDO is teaching PROF SAAB how 2 smoke…… J J
…Soon the task comes to an end and as it was completed within 2 hours, BIG-BOSS arranges for an awesome Buffet ….so no need to do another tough task called COOKING …. J
DAY 1 : RAAT 11 BAJE
Afta a long and tiring day ….all have gone to sleep except 2 …. J J….Soon they are going to win GOLD in speed walking category of next Common wealth games and make INDIA proud … KUDOS…. J J
-------------------------------------------------------The END----------------------------------------------------------
Thanku all for reading my blog (….Hope u r not directly reading this message widout reading my above blog… J J…)
Its an Imaginary script based on the Behavior of ALL MY FRIENDS & the Reality show ……..Hope It was an interesting reading 2 all u guys… J
It goes without saying that, These blogs are never to hurt anyone’s feeling but 2 create some Fun & Laughter in an otherwise Not-so-Interesting college days..... & guess I have created that.
….So take it with a pinch of Vinegar….. (….how can I 4get that… J J….)….nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ
Once again………E-BIZ ROCKS……………….TC
..
….
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