Wednesday, February 1, 2012

FACEBOOK ACC 2 me


Facebook...accordin 2 me :)

by Abhishek Ramaswamy on Sunday, September 11, 2011 at 5:19pm
Facebook provides us with the opportunity to be witty as often as we like simply by updating our status message with something funny. But how long have you stared at it wondering what to write?
These are the times u shuld simply Google 4 really nice status and then perform Ctrl+C , Ctrl+V…
U wuld be flooded with 30 likes, 25 comments nd overnight u wuld become the chosen one…THE NEXT MORNING PEOPLE WILL WAVE AT U KEEPIN THAT STATUS IN MIND. Some culd also feel like talkin 2 u becoz they assume u r as interesting as ur last status update…(..but only u kno the truth..:P…)
None of us can be funny all the time, so it’s nice to share from others when we’re a little less inspired.

The 2nd possibility is to simply surf and logout from FB…..human beings find it difficult 2 do J

The 3rd possibility is to like some profile pic of ur friends and make comments like… 

Out of 20 ppl who liked this DP, 17 are guys :P.... stunning pic
(…thanku detective karamchand…:P…)

Super super super super super super super super super cute..........!!!:-*
(..thanku for so many supers…guess u r unemployed sittin at home…)

So confusing yaar,,.. Tu kidhar hain ye pic mein???..
(…this is a pic of underprivileged kids. …how can u search me in dis pic…!!...)

If you’ve ever spent the odd hour or two desperately struggling for ideas, here are a few updates that you can never use. Indian judiciary is soon planning 2 use such updates as punishment for offenders. Medical association of India is planning 2 use them 2 revive patients from Coma…J
 Hope there’s something here that at least raises a smile!

For the first time m not complaining of a Sunday lecture ......... ;-)

(…nd this is the last tym u r postin such updates..:P..)

is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

(….sometimes its better to ignore such status updates…J …)

it really hurts ya.. :(

(…Sirf ek saridon aur sar dard se aaram…)

What d F**** ..... CR again nt working…Stuck at Matunga

(…Remain stuck there…who asked u to update ?..... J….)


Wen we truly realize dat we r all alone is wen we need others d most nd dey r not there 4 us....!!

(…afta this status even FB is not thr wid u…:P..)

Mistakes are not meant to be forgotten ....... Mistakes give you lesson ........ So I thank all my mistakes of my past for teaching me some good lessons

(…I guess accepting ur friend request was a mistake… :P…)…

I refuse to believe that i don't have what it takes, what's the worst that can happen, you'll fail...

(…I refuse 2 believe , u made such an update…)

Returning home from college at 12:30 am..wading thru knee high watr...while it rained beyond cats and dogs!!! What a night!!!

(..chup kar Barkha dutt….:P…)

tonight is gonna be a good night ! ..:)

(…oho..don forget 2 lock ur door..:P..)

1st day in office.... J 

(…Kam kar…otherwise it wuld be ur last day in office…:P…)

Is tired mentallyDunno y

(…I donno y u wrote this update !!…)

It feels good 2 work with my frends again aftr a long time..!

(…dude!!...the feelin shuld be mutual… :P..)

Bored…-O

(…even FB feels the same about u…:P…)

On my way 2 Belgaum... A beautiful 600kms drive...

(…keep both ur hands on steering …drive safely…)


On my way 2 my birth place

(…criously u need a rebirth…)

There is one Anna and other Dravid ........ Standing their ground for the past few weeks

(…nd ther is U who just comes up wid such Legendary updates… )

Do dil mil rahe hain ....... Magar chupke chupke ........ Sabko ho rahi hain ...... Khabar ..... Chupke chupke

(…Bakwaas kar raha hain …idhar…chupke chupke… J…)

Tu hi re Tu hi re….tere bina main kaise  jiyoon………

(So Ja re…chup ho ja re…yuhi tadpana humko tuuuuuuu….:P…)

RIP my lil white blue yellow feathered friend….

(…Whr was ur summers?...asian paints !!!...:P…)

it hurts...it reallyyy hurts!!!

(…use AMARON Batteries…It Lasts long…really long… J…)

Why do Indians keep killling their children before committing suicide!?

(…Guess those children wanted 2 read ur updates…:P..)

gambhir, just bcos u arent 100% doesnt gv u d liberty to play such a shot + throw away ur wkt. wtf !!!!

(…who gave u d liberty 2 update sumthin every 2 min..!! )

dhoni..biggest f****r..m******d b********dmaha c******a.. bha***a!!!

(…Big-boss chahte hain ki aap galiyon ka upyog na karein.. :P..)

Love 2 hate the one who loves the one I hate 2 love

(….Big-Boss apko nahi chahte hain…)

Gettin royally fucked in office..! Thanx 2 a colleague of mine!!

(…ask him 2 use protection as u r infected by FB virus....:P…)

Epic Cantona ...errr... Eric Cantona !!!!

(…y d fuck FB doesn’t hav a dislike button..)

L&T calling.....

(…to phone utha na.......u can update ur status ltr.......lol…)

after bleeding blue. we bleed white. in 6 months time u get to see the best and the worst in a cric team

(…u r bleeding yellow now…:P…paani dal ..)

Services mgmt :( SAD!!!!

(…dude…does FB pays u for such updates…:P..)

No one's Perfect..Even Pencils come with Erasers..

(..feel like rubbin ur status wid that eraser :P…)

Logged into Orkut for a change. Read all the testimonials written by me and also those written for me. :) :)

(…y u came back 2 FB ?…)

Stop Thinking Too Much, It's Alright Not To Know All The Answers.. !

(..I hav 2…exams r round the corner..:)…)

On my way to coll first thn 2 d airport...heavy rains in Mum...dunno wat awaits in Bhubaneshwar...here I come!!

(…No..dont come !!..)

Bhaichung Bhutia has retiered, I guess

(…Use lifeline..:)..)

 These were some of the classic updates made over a period of tym by some of my legendary frnds…I  thank them from bottom of my heart as it paved the way for another blog of mine…Facebook is just a medium 2 express urself …so don think much and keep making updates that tickles somebody’s funny bone

rgds,
rama