Principles of WTF.........

Time has come for some more fun….


There are very few lectures in MBA where one can get 2 know about a lecturer from close quarters…..

….To an extent where we have info about the brands of soaps, shampoos, hand sanitizers, TV, radio, invertors, music system, mixer, grinder, table fan, bulbs, computer, laptops, AC, washing powder.…etc etc used by the lecturer.

And WE have got the privilege to be a part of such a lecture….one of its kind…J

‘MARKET’ enters the classroom on time…sometimes 2 min before schedule…which is a big issue for the ITEMS..(..this time I will include me....) who believe the lecture starts when they enter the classroom…:)

ITEMS are generally the victims of public transport… they leave their place well on time but never reach college on time…

they never get a seat to sit in local trains although they are 1st class pass-holders…no taxi-driver respond to their wave …a respected few just feel they have won half the battle if they reach college at any possible time…nd wat not…J …
…some gets treated like AVATARS as they come from the other side of VASHI-Bridge which many mumbaites are yet to xplore after staying in mumbai for more than 2 decades …J ..

‘MARKET’ continues….
She generally starts with not so important issues ..(..like ‘ wat is the next event in coll’…’ how was the speak for smile sessions ‘….(..where half of them were in tears..he he…)

…nd starts discussing with front-benchers who feel they have been selected for this TREAT….

…Last-benchers feel these jerks are chosen for this TORTURE…J …J

continues….Today I will start with Brand equity nd segmentation….asusual gives an example of

SURF…the way they re-positioned themselves at different point in time…
Some are good in copying whatever she speaks…

N.L.DALMIA has already finished writing 1 page in her copy…
MONACO…jumps inbetween…maam TIDE…

Maam just ignores it…
Again afta 7 seconds…maam TIDE…

Again she talks more about SURF as if she is their brand ambassador…
Again afta 4 seconds…maam TIDE…

This time…his efforts paid-off…she responded…yes TIDE…continues.,.

Tide have grown well in small time…
One Last bencher replies…(…its me guys…)....”Maam they have done well in Rural areas”…she replies…yes…

MARKET Continues…”I use only TIDE liquid..Its way ahead as compared to TIDE powder…It’s a bit costly ..But I prefer only quality”…..Who cares !!!!… J J

N.L.DALMIA has already finished writing 3 pages in her copy…
The same last bencher who comes to college from a remote place feels…people staying that side of vashi bridge are deprived of Regular 24*7 water supply…wat difference will TIDE liquid make in their life…weird…..:)
RAJU SRIVASTAV of e-biz cracks one PJ on tide that goes un-noticed…
Market continues…

RIN did not pick up well….becoz UJALA came in to business…they were offered at low price…

COMPLETE FRESHER replies…True maam…(..as if he had a bath with ujala this morning J )

N.L.DALMIA has finished writing 4+1/2 pages in her copy….suddenly her pen is running out of ink…she asks for a pen to RAJU…and he happily helps her..(…y anyone wuld say no to pretty girls…J .)

PANDU was closely watching the above scene nd felt bad…as he missed a golden oppurtunity to help her out…….never mind…Life is full of oppurtunities…J J

….. PANDU is one good guy in E-biz who is surrounded by all damsels ..he is a KANHAIYA....he never says NO to anything and helps them out by creating websites for them (webex1), by creating websites for them (webex2) nd by creating websites for them (webex3)…J J …

N.L. DALMIA is giving a tough competition to HINDI KAVITA in making notes....

Trust me ...HINDI KAVITA has well written notes even for subjects like Org behaviour nd Intro to e-biz....

He is the author for most of d notes that we r going to study in the forthcoming exams....Shraddha copy center have considered his notes as best sellers nd have already taken 100 photocopies for the next junior batch...:) :)

A guy in 2nd bench.. ..( ..Born in Britain…J …) ..is yawning for the 26th time which indirectly conveys the message…. “Maam We need a Break”……:J J

BREAK:

Immediately PSEC takes this opportunity to announce something very important…everybody takes a keen interest nd listens 2 him as its about their future STANDARD OF LIVING…means PLACEMENTS…J J…(...or else u wuld receive a mail in RED font …J J…so better be attentive…) …

Afta that ...
BRITAIN is already in his 2nd cup of coffee….
some have gone to have FRESH AIR at POINT….
Some are strolling desperately 2 find a group of friends…they just get kicked from every group...J
Some are in classroom itself completing the research paper that they want to submit by EOD…
Some are busy updating their status in FB back to “SINGLE”…J
BREAK ends….

MARKET has brought copies of case study which PANDU distributes in class making sure no one is left out…(…as I told u…he is a good guy…J …)

MARKET finds some students in class who have entered in Break …nd warns them to be on time in future…which… they won’t follow…J…they even don’t know the name of subject which MARKET is teaching………J J
Market continues…

My husband never gets any stains on his shirt so its easy for me to wash his clothes….
My brother carries lots of stains so I use brush to clean them….I prefer only HARIRAM brushes that removes the stains at one go…(…AGAIN WHO CARES !!!!!!!!!!!!!....he he…)…

GSEC is busy sending a mail to all E-BIZ students urging them to attend the Fresher’s nite even though it starts 2 hours late becoz of “ “ J J

…..nd sends a list of instructions that is to be followed …

N.L.DALMIA ….completed 17 pages…again running out of ink…this time KANHAIYA jumps in like SUPERMAN and lends her a REYNOLDS…J J …(…as I told u….life is full of oppurtunities…)

HINDI KAVITA is in his second copy....:) :)

MONACO again … “ maam VANISH “….

People are laughing …y is he asking maam to vanish….then APPLE completes his sentence

“…maam ..he is talkin about vanish washing powder…”

MONACO never completes the phrase that he speaks…he will say one word that becomes a puzzle for the whole class to crack…which we eventually do as WE are 4rom E-BIZ…skilled techies deprived of good teaching staffs…J J..

Slowly the lecture reaches its climax…..a subject named “ PRINCIPLES OF MARKETING”….where no student is aware of any principles related to marketing..:) J

NOTABLE ABSENTEES::

Drummer: …his Polarities are reversed as he is getting ready for an awesome performance at Fresher’s nite…J…dude…

Alum Sec: ‎He did just three things today; miss you, miss you, and miss you…J J

Prof Sir: BASIKALI …he has started writing his 5th book…(…finally he has understood…MBA is no longer required in his lyfe…)…J

CHATUR: He is appointed to monitor the spelling mistakes (…monotonocity…) that are bound to happen in the above book…he is in talks with HR of NANDU publications…. J

Complete fresher: ….Most of the time , he is mentally absent....Hence I included him in the list of absentees :) :)....

Thanks a lot for ur patience,
This especially goes to all the charecters whom I have mentioned in my above Blog...
I consider all E-BIZ classmates as my friends nd I hope the feeling is Mutual...:)...Plzz don mind

Its a figment of my imagination ...so take it with a pinch of pepper (..i used salt in my last blog...just 4 a change...) nd be in the spirit of E-BIZ....

Always remember
E-BIZZ rockzzzz....:)

RAMA....will cum up wid more new charecters hopefully...:)









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