happy dassera :)

Hi,

Today was sad day for the steve jobs admirers and he was a gr8 inspiration for people early in their careers..Due respect 2 the genius !!!!

Just a thought .....its only for fun and hope it tickles ur funny bone...:)

If the below e-biz students send a happy dassera message, it wuld be somewat like dis....

Asha parekh: 

Happy dassera 2 all my bitches,babloos,chuskoos,champus,chimpus etc etc…..

All the co-coordinators know wat they have to do…..only 66 days left for trim-5 exams… God speed !!! 

Rakshak the protector:

HAPPY DASSERA 2 ONE AND ALL. ENJOY OR ELSE MEET ME ON CARROM BOARD

Abhijeet dhar:

ADDING TO OTHERS wishes , I wuld like 2 wish u guys for DIWALI nd NEWYEAR also ..njoy!!

Amit the bansi:

PPY D’ssera 2 al mofos…hav a gr8 2day nd moro !!! ..( 8 characters remaining..)

Humza

Actually its a festival that brings people 2gether with watever spirit that has no match and hence that spirit needs 2 be felt 

by wishing each other watever . so i am wishing u a very prosperous dassera that enlighten ur career and ......bas karrrrrrr

Ankur agarwal:

Pehle Iphone 4S aur aaj Steve jobs...kya dassera...sab moh maya hain..:(

Karthik ganga:

Guys Guys Guys, Dmagics and placements are 2 different things…don’t worry and njoy the day. Happy dassera !!!

Kolu the manager

Olaaaa ooo olaaaaa ooooooooooooo....o ola ola ola oooooooooooo Dassera !!!!!!!

Yogesh coder

Basikalli its a festival...so i feel u guys shuld njoy !!!

Bhavik daveeee

Aaj market bandh hain !!!....apne Man ki karO...njoy this Fataaang day...Happy dassera !!!!

Valla key

WAKA WAKA !!!  Just got a call from ADC...its a holiday...Happy dassera guys !!!  

Note: Goes without saying, No hard feelings...On a serious note, Happy dassera !!!!!!

Cricket is a Funny game

Very few must be surprised by India’s QF birth. Two major reasons for the same is


1) The format of WCUP was specially designed for teams like INDIA & PAKISTAN who can easily find themselves in a bay against teams like Uganda, Libya and Egypt who have recently started playing cricket as a sign of protest against the govt…. J

2) This is best possible team India can ever have for a WCUP….A BIT SERIOUS REASON

Till now the way we have played goes to show that, INDIA can be defeated even there are 10 runs required of 5 overs with 6 wickets left …to our utmost shame those 5 overs would be batting powerplay & still we would lose by 3 runs with DHONI still cooling his heels at the non-striker end…. J J

If a scenario comes where we have to defend a total then only umpires can help us by not calling some genuine no-balls & wides.....nehra or munaf will still make sure that their last over can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory....

Its very difficult to claim moral ascendancy for an Indian fan if the last few overs are bowled by nehras,munafs etc.. :)
The situation will never improve till we have players like Piyush chawla in the WCUP team … (who is 22 & still have not gone through puberty yet… J J…he never understood the essence of hugs from the ZINTAS …)

But still dhoni believes that chawla needs more match pratice becoz his confidence is low....after this statement all people who are low in confidence like A RAJA, SURESH KALMADI , ASHOK CHAUHAN are calling dhoni and asking for a place in the side... :)

Even pakistan make it a point to carry players like KAMRAN COLGATE AKMAL who cant even catch a football to save his life.

Its perfectly conceivable that akmal would drop a regulation edge when 1 run is required to win for the opposition.

They have bowlers like man-beast akhtar who can bowl a no-ball in the above situation.

And if the opposition is INDIA then Gautam gambhir would get run-out and would make a mockery of the game.

Only a fool would bet against multiple events of similar hilarity occuring more than once in a match.

Such events is perhaps the most conclusive evidence of the existence of a supernatural force. The possibilities are endless..

The uncertainties which this wcup carries in incomparable with any other wcups. England tried their best to lose against minnows and simply stunned the ghosts by winning against stronger opponents like Safrica,windies and India.

With such abnormalities , India and Pakistan are touted as favorites for winning this WCUP and as cricket is called the game of uncertainties this could well come true.